So you’ve only got Free To Air left. Let us sort out what you should be watching that doesn’t news or reality this week.
It looks like a thin week, and it is. There’s always sport or conversing with someone else.
BEST OF THE WEEK
FRI 10:30pm – CH7 – ANIMAL HOUSE.
See the cult movie that has spawned several copies and many, many Simpsons scenes.
BLURST OF THE WEEK
SAT SOMETIME – 7TWO – LOOK WHO’S TALKING TOO.
The movie with babies being voiced over by celebrities especially Roseanne is never a good idea.
SPORT
WEDNESDAY
4:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Celtic v Maribor
THURSDAY
4:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Arsenal V Besiktas
8:00am – ONE – F1 Belgian GP Replay
7:30pm – CH9 – NRL Bulldogs v Souths
FRIDAY
7:00am – AFL – 7MATE Collingwood v Hawthorn
7:30am – NRL – Broncos v Dragons
SATURDAY
1:30pm – 7Mate – Carlton v Essendon
6:30pm – 7Mate – AFL Geelong v Brisbane
SUNDAY
1:30pm 7 Mate – AFL
2:00pm CH9 – QLD CUP RUGBY LEAGUE
4:00pm – CH9 – NRL
9:30pm – ONE – GB Moto GP
9;30pm – ABC2 – Basketball Aust v South Korea
THE HIGHLIGHTS
MONDAY
9:00pm ONE – An Idiot Abroad – Short Way Round
9:30pm SBS – LEGALLY BROWN
TUESDAY
9:30 7MATE – Family Guy and American Dad
WEDNESDAY
7:30pm ELEVEN – Simpsons / Futurama
THURSDAY
7:30pm 7MATE – Doomsday Preppers
8:30pm SBS2 – South Park/Drunk History
FRIDAY
Sport and Best of Above
SATURDAY
9:00pm ABC2 – Thriller in Manilla
11:38pm – Breaking Bad
SUNDAY
8:30pm ELEVEN – Naked Gun 33 1/3
9:25pm SBS2 – South Park
THURSDAY – FOOTBALL – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Lille v Porto SBS 4:30am
THURSDAY – NRL – BULLDOGS v WESTS TIGERS – CH9 7:30pm
FRIDAY – NRL – EELS v MANLY – CH9 7:30pm
FRIDAY – AFL – PORT v CARLTON – 7Mate 7:00pm
SATURDAY – AFL – ESSENDON v GOLD COAST – 7Mate 2:00pm
SATURDAY – V8’s – SYDNEY 400 EASTERN CREEK – CH7 1:00pm
SATURDAY – AFL HAWTHORN v GEELONG – 7Mate 6:30pm
SATURDAY – F1 – BELGIAN GP QUALIFYING – ONEHD 9:30pm
SUNDAY – AFL – BRISBANE v FREMANTLE – 7 Mate 1:00pm
SUNDAY – AFL – WESTERN BULLDOGS v SYDNEY – 7Mate 4:00pm
SUNDAY – V8’s – SYDNEY 400 EASTERN CREEK – CH7 1:30pm
SUNDAY – QLD CUP – BURLEIGH v EASTS – CH9 2:00pm
SUNDAY – NRL – DRAGONS v GOLD COAST – CH9 4:00pm
SUNDAY – F1 – BELGIAN GP RACE – CH10 9:30pm
BEST OF WEEK
We thought about adding something before 6pm but it’s all news so why bother.
MONDAY
CH9 9:30pm – THE MAN WHO ATE HIMSELF TO DEATH
GO 9:30pm – SHARKNADO
SBS2 9:30pm – LEGALLY BROWN
ABC2 10:30pm – GADDAFI DOCO
TUESDAY
7MATE from 9:30pm – FAMILY GUY/AMERICAN DAD
SBS 11:55pm – 9/11 DOCO
WEDNESDAY
ABC2 9:30pm – WHITE SLUMS OF SOUTH AFRICA DOCO
ABC1 9:00pm – REALITY CHECK – Best round up of Reality TV on the Box
GO 9:30pm – INBETWEENERS MOVIE
CH11 from 7:30pm – SIMPSONS + FUTURAMA – All gold
THURSDAY
7Mate 7:30pm – DOOMSDAY PREPPERS – They may end up with the chance to tell us they told us so.
SBS2 8:30pm – SOUTH PARK – Major Boobage as explained above
SBS2 9:00pm – DRUNK HISTORY
FRIDAY
GO 9:45pm – AUSTIN POWERS – (Insert lame impersonation of movie quote)
ONEHD 9:30pm – JACKASS 3 – A little older, a little sadder.
SATURDAY
ABC2 11:45pm – BREAKING BAD – Doesn’t matter what series
CH7 1:30 am Sun – PROJECT ALF – Remember ALF? Not in POG Form this time.
SUNDAY
7Mate 9:30pm – TOTAL RECALL – A little Sunday night Arnie
CH11 – 8:30pm – NAKED GUN 2 ½ – A rare sequel that’s equal
SBS2 9:30pm – SOUTH PARK – Ginger Cow – Look for Val Halen uniting all religion
