With the end of April almost upon us, it is about time we sent out the Jerk of the Month nominations for April 2018.
To be honest it is a reasonably light on month for Jerk, with the usual suspects, and a tennis brat (but not the usual ones).
A big name gets his first taste of Jerk of the Month, and looks a likely winner. Not for his April work, but for decades prior.
As ever, you the reader will ultimately choose who deserves the Jerk of the Month award for April 2018, and you can vote at the end of this, or click on the voting on the website’s main page.
And there’s not even a Tomic or Kyrgios in sight. For a change.
Read on, and Vote Early, and Vote Often.
2018 PREVIOUS WINNERS
Jan 2018 – David Warner
Feb 2018 – Barnaby Joyce, Anthony Mundine, Bernard Tomic
Mar 2018 – Bernard Tomic
APRIL 2018 NOMINATIONS
BILL COSBY
So finally, we all now know what the Jazz is all about.
His past has now caught up with him officially, and he’s been found guilty on three counts of sexual assault, looking at potentially 30 years. A tough ask for an 80 Year Old.
There have been unconfirmed reports that his defence revolved around Theeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooo.
Check out the below video from his Cosby Show.
JARED DONALDSON
We don’t play Tennis, but don’t quite understand why you need to argue for so long over one point. Most of the time you are just delaying the inevitable of another MKR ad, for After the Tennis of course. At least it wasn’t an Australian Tennis Jerk for a change.
It’s easy to pick on Tennis Jerks, and so we will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpT75-FJec
DAVID WARNER
Technically was named last month for his Jerk-work before the Ball Tampering. So is nominated as the alleged main culprit of Ball Tampering, and the general behavious compared to the others once he landed. Maybe he could stage manage his acceptance of Jerk of the Month.
KARL STEFANOVIC
A regular nominee for Jerk of the Month now, and has been selected again due to his general smug attitude. Would have sh!t in the March award before the Ball Tampering dramas.
MICHAEL SLATER
A pre-emptive strike, in case he has grand designs on joing the new Fox Sports Cricket coverage. Slats, no one wants you, so don’t bother. We’re all tired of hearing how great you think you were. We finally got the cricket off the Channel Nein self-love Fest, and am ready to love cricket again. Please stay away.
DONALD TRUMP
Monthly token nomination for whatever reason.
MKR
Is it harsh to nominate an entire show. No. It should be for whoever the people were that got kicked off, but since we don’t watch the show, and don’t like the show, we nominate everyone.
Can’t believe it is still going. We did previously wonder what would happen if MKR producers did the World Cup draw to little amusement.
READER’S CHOICE
DALY CHERRY-EVANS
Every month we allow our readers to nominate their Jerk of the Month, and the only one we got this month is from a regular correspondent of Jerk of the Month. This month they nominate the Manly halfback. For some reason he is difficult to like in general, but recent events at the Manly have apparently pushed him to Jerk status. If only for April 2018.
You can suggest anytime via oue email at contact@thegurgler.com.
VOTE NOW
As ever, the ultimate Jerk of the Month is up to you, the loyal Gurgler reader, so throw your support behind the person/s who deserve it most. You can vote for as many Jerks as you like.
#VoteEarlyVoteOften
Voting closes April 30.
