Here are The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 30 Predictions and as ever, we have our weekly tipping competition against a different opponent, and this week we put our tips up against a random result generator.
Before we do, here’s our mini preview of EPL Matchday 30.
THINGS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO FOR THE EPL MATCHDAY 30 AHEAD
FTA GAME in AUSTRALIA – MANCHESTER UNITED v LIVERPOOL
Early Saturday Evening Kick Off – SBS TV
One of the big games of the season, and Liverpool are in irresistible form. As good to watch as Manchester City. Good to watch is not something usually associated with the other Manchester club, and let’s hope Mourinho doesn’t ruin this big clash with buses.
ARSENAL v WATFORD
If only for the potential last straw for Arsene Wenger. Although given how Watford’s Troy Deeney went against them last time, that could be interesting too.
BOLD PREDICTIONS FOR EPL MATCHDAY 30
0-0 SPECIAL
Newcastle v Southampton
PLAYER OF THE WEEKEND
David de Gea who no doubt make many saves.
SURPRISE OF THE WEEKEND
West Brom win. Man City dont
NEXT CANDIDATE FOR SACK RACE
Pardew v WENGER
THINGS WE AREN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND
Mourinho ruining another top 6 match.
GURGLER’S EPL TIPPING COMPETITION
Each week we will put our tips up against an opponent, just like Lawro’s tips on the BBC Football website. But instead of having famous comedian and musicians we’ve never heard of, we put our tips up against a different type of opponent.
We determine tips based on some ridiculous premise or statistic, and we then see if arse truly does beat class.
This week’s opponent tips are based on the weather ahead for this weekend.
OUR EPL MATCHDAY 30 PREDICTIONS
Onto our selections for the round ahead, with added scores to take on Lawro from the BBC. Our bold predictions for score are alongside our weekly tips.
We bounced back to 6/10 last week, and time to build on that now and get to that 40 point safety barrier.
LIVERPOOL to beat Man Utd (2-0)
DRAW – Newcastle v Southampton (0-0)
BRIGHTON to beat Everton (1-0)
HUDDERSFIELD to beat Swansea (2-0)
WEST BROM to beat Leicester (2-1)
BURNLEY to beat West Ham (1-0)
CHELSEA to beat Crystal Palace (2-0)
ARSENAL to beat Watford (2-1)
SPURS to beat Bournemouth (4-0)
DRAW – Stoke v Man City (1-1)
THIS WEEK’S OPPONENT:
EPL MATCHDAY 30 PREDICTIONS v DISTANCE FROM MOSCOW
One of the big news stories in the UK right now is the poisoning of a Russian spy in Salisbury, a worry that such a thing could happen in such a lesser known place in the UK.
If it could happen in Salisbury, then a poisoning could happen anywhere in the UK.
So this week’s tips are based on how far away the ground of that EPL team is from Moscow, and the further away the better, and safer, and therefore they get the EPL Prediction tip, as their players are less worried about being allegedly poisoned by the Russians.
Distance from Moscow via Road in brackets.
LIVERPOOL (3379) to beat Man Utd (3361)
NEWCASTLE (3444) to beat Southampton (3129)
EVERTON (3380) to beat Brighton (3053)
HUDDERSFIELD (3333) to beat Swansea (3312)
WBA (3205) to beat Leicester (3168)
BURNLEY (3345) to beat West Ham (2993)
CHELSEA (3003) to beat Crystal Palace (2992)
WATFORD (3049) to beat Arsenal (3000)
BOURNEMOUTH (3157) to beat Spurs (3028)
MAN CITY (3351) to beat Stoke (3286)
EPL TIPPING COMPETITION SEASON RESULTS
THE GURGLER SEASON TOTAL – 47% – 131/ 280 (16 Correct Scores)
LAST WEEK 6/10 – 1 Correct Score
ALL OPPONENTS SEASON TOTAL – 33% – 92 / 280
MD1 v 2017-18 SEASON PREDICTIONS – 6 / 10
MD2 v BREXIT VOTING – 4 / 10
MD3 v HOME CROWD % – 3 / 10
MD4 v END OF SEASON IMPROVEMENT AFTER ROUND 3 – 4 / 10
MD5 v AVERAGE VALUE PER PLAYER – 4 / 10
MD6 v AVERAGE VALUE PER PLAYER PER POINT – 3 / 10
MD7 v UNITED NATIONS – 2 / 10
MD8 v TITLES WON – 2 / 10
MD9 v UK RAINFALL – 1 / 10
MD10 v POST LEAGUE CUP FORM 17-18 – 6/10
MD11 v HOME / AWAY KIT – 5/10
MD12 v POST INTERNATIONAL BREAK FORM – 3/10
MD13 v UK CARS STOLEN – 3/10
MD14 v XMAS SHOPPING – 5/10
MD15 v INJURY TOLL – 2/10
MD16 v SISTER CITIES – 2/10
MD17 v UNEMPLOYMENT – 3/10
MD18 v ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION – 6/10
MD19 v NORTH POLE – 3/10
MD21 v 2017 RESULTS – 2/9
MD22 v UK OBESITY – 2/11
MD23 v FA CUP 3rd ROUND FORM – 1/10
MD24 v UK SCHOOLS – 2/10
MD25 v MIDWEEK FORM – 2/10
MD26 v TRANSFER WINDOW VALUE CHANGE – 2/10
MD27 v VALENTINE’S DAY – 5/10
MD28 v RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR – 4/10
MD29 v UK WEATHER / BEAST FROM THE EAST – 3/10
THE GURGLER 5 O’ THE BEST MULTI FOR EPL MATCHDAY 30 PREDICTIONS
Since we’re unlikely to pick 10 out of ten, we’ve selected our finest 5 picks and multi them up for maximum payday.
LIVERPOOL to beat Man Utd
DRAW – Newcastle v Southampton (0-0)
CHELSEA to beat Crystal Palace (2-0)
SPURS to beat Bournemouth (4-0)
DRAW – Stoke v Man City (1-1)
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