The biggest sporting event in the universe (unconfirmed) – Super Bowl 52 – is just a few hours away, and like the Sydney to Hobart, Oscars and Religious Holidays people feel obliged to care albeit temporarily because it is the done thing at the time.
So we say why not have our latest theme week celebrating the great sporting event, if only for a few hours.
Like craft beer infused with lime, pine and a rare form of yeast found only on the edge of lake eyre, NFL aka Gridiron has become a the sporting hipsters choice.
A lot of people will take today off to watch the Super Bowl, and most of those will be genuine fans, with great knowledge and passion, but what about those who simply want to bluff their way through another Super Bowl Monday in Australia. To not look too stupid at work, or to keep up at the pub, which has become the traditional thing like the annual trip to an RSL in Anzac Day to be a drunken Jerk.
The answer to best get into Celebrate Temporarily Give A Sh!t About NFL Week with Superbowl Novelty Bets is, funnily enough, with novelty bets.
Nothing gives a quick and easy care factor and water cooler level of knowledge than peering into various sports betting websites.
So to save you time for Celebrate Temporarily Give A Sh!t About NFL Week with Superbowl Novelty Bets, we have had a look on your behalf and have our finest selections below.
PROPER BETS
Here’s where we take two of the finest minutes looking at the Sportsbet.com.au website and five minutes listening to Radio TAB Breakfast on the drive to the station to come up with out sure fire proper bets for Super Bowl 52.
NEW ENGLAND -4.5 @ $1.95
1st TD GRONKOWSKI @ $8.00
MVP REX BURKHEAD @ $34
1st SCORING PLAY SAFETY @$161 / $211
SUPER BOWL 52 NOVELTY BETS
Enough of pretending to know anything, it’s time for the novelty bets for Celebrate Temporarily Give A Sh!t About NFL Week with Superbowl Novelty Bets.
TRUMP +2.5 TWEETS DURING GAME @ $3.00
PERSON TO BE SHOWN WEARING A SOUTH SYDNEY JERSEY ON ESPN AUSTRALIA COVERAGE @ $4.00
TOM PETTY COVER PLAYED DURING HALF TIME SHOW @ $8.00
PINK TO KNEEL DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM @ $40.00
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TO WEAR A HAT DURING PERFORMANCE @ $1.90
GATORADE COLOUR TO BE THROWN ON WINNING COACH – ORANGE @ $4.00
NATIONAL ANTHEM OVER/UNDER +123.5 seconds – OVER @ $2.00
