The advent calendars are out, the Christmas lights are up, and a fresh bunch of jerks have been shoved under the Christmas tree ready to be opened as the November 2021 Jerk of the Month.
And like a wedding tradition, there’s something old, something new and something blue. Hold the borrowed for now.
Determining the month’s biggest jerk is ultimately up to you, the reader of this website. So read the form guide, and vote now, and vote early and vote often. For as many of the candidates whose cut of jib you dislike.
The November 2021 Jerk of the Month. “winner” awaits your vote.
#VoteEarlyVoteOften
VOTE NOW – November 2021 Jerk of the Month
Time to put your official vote in for Jerk of the Month for October 2021.
Feel free to vote for as many of these jerks as you like. They have asked for it, nay demanded it.
And vote multiple times on multiple devices. It looks good for our website numbers too.
2021 “HONOUR BOARD”
Monthly Jerk of the Month Winners
October
MICHAEL SLATER
September
ANTI EVERYTHING PROTESTORS
CRAIG KELLY
August
ANTI EVERYTHING PROTESTORS
July
HORSE PUNCHING PROTESTORS
June
BRISBANE 19YO LOCKDOWN COVID SPREADER
COVID RESTRICTION IGNOREES
CARDBOARD WAIVING TOUR DE FRANCE FAN
May –
MICHAEL SLATER
JARRYD HAYNE & FRIENDS
April –
SCOMO
HARRY & MEGHAN
INSTRAGRAM INFLUENCERS
March –
SCOMO
MAFS
February –
ANTI-VAXXERS
January –
DONALD TRUMP
MOANING TENNIS PLAYERS IN QUARANTINE
FORM GUIDE – November 2021 Jerk of the Month
CORONAVIRUS – DELTA AND THE VARIANTS
variante dolore
Another month goes by, more Covid, and now new variants.
Much like Godfather III, Covid is awful and drawn out for no reason, but the scene where Michael Corleone thinks he’s out but is getting dragged back in perfectly sums up Covid at this stage,
Thankfully Australia has a double vax rate edging closer to the Rotten Tomatoes rating of The Wire.
The rest can be seen at events related to further nominations. Or not if they have to stay at home.
ANTI-EVERYTHING “FREEDOM” PROTESTERS
Omnes certiores scire nihil
Anti-Everything Protesters are gunning for another Jerk of the Month win.
Which would be ironic given a lot of the people protesting probably don’t like Donald Trump, the only other person/thing to win so many monthly Jerk titles.
Maybe they do like him now. Who knows. More importantly, who cares.
Now they are not just content with protesting, they are being quite nasty to those who share a different opinion.
Creating gallows for politicians. Abusing retail and food industry staff. Posting personal details of politicians online.
Like this. And this. And this. Or even abusing Ernie Dingo.
And more.
And comparing their plights of not being to go to the retails shops to abuse because of their choice of not being vaccinated to Apartheid, Nazi Germany etc. Which is the biggest insult of all.
PAULINE HANSON
eu sine pisces
First it was Asians, then Muslims, now it’s Anti Vax, Anti-Lockdown, Pro Freedom.
One could allege it’s more about Pro Fee-dom.
You almost have to admire the opportunistic behaviour to a degree, to hate the most popular things to hate at the time to get votes, but only for a fleeting moment.
All she does is peddle hate, never offering anything useful or constructive, which is surprising she doesn’t have her own weekly show on Sky News.
Yet another embarrassing politician from Queensland, who sadly will probably get re-elected in the Queensland Senate next election.
GEORGE CHRISTENSEN
Yet another politician from Queensland embarrassing themselves. Why do they always seem to be from Queensland. Perhaps Queensland does need to split into two for daylight savings reasons, with the bonus that people like this will live in another state.
This MP has done the usual over the top victim claiming which likens Covid restrictions to Adolf Hitler and Pol Pot.
Between those two awful human beings, they killed 8 million innocent people. Which these “Pro Freedom” people of course want you to believe that not being able to do certain things because of your own choice is exactly like being one of eight million people killed for simply being someone the leader of a country doesn’t like.
CRAIG KELLY
Balloon caput
For more of the same.
Vaccine Mandates like Prison Camps.
NOVAK DJOKOVIC
ipsum lob off rupe
This Tennis Jerk is unlikable at the best of times, but Covid has exposed him to be even less easy to admire.
After allegedly spreading Covid last year like Sydney Limo driver after parties and tennis tournaments, now Jerkovic is up in arms about requirements for vaccinations to play in the 2022 Aus Open.
Now, like most anti vaxxers, his dad is throwing around ridiculous hyperboles about his plight calling the Australian Open vaccine mandate “Blackmail”.
TIM PAINE SEXTING SCANDAL
expositae lignorum
Everything about the Tim Paine Sexting Scandal is jerk worthy. Pardon the pun.
From the initial act, to the holier than thou behaviour of Tim Paine afterwards as the go to man for morals in Australian Cricket.
To the way the current Australian Cricket Board threw him under the bus.
At the end of the day it’s no loss on field. As Australia will replace him with a better keeper, batter and captain. But still, the whole episode has stunk.
MICHAEL SLATER
Salices stulti
Even less likeable is former Australian Cricketer, and former (satisfied sigh here) Cricket Commentator.
After winning recent Jerk of the Month awards, he has come back in November claiming mental health for alleged assault charges.
Of course he did.
Of course you’re back for another nomination.
