February 4, 2025, 7:46 am

Nick Kyrgios Wins May 2019 Jerk of the Month

Serial “winner” Nick Kyrgios has won yet another monthly award with his May 2019 Jerk of the Month victory.

A former Jerk of the Year winner, 

He finished well in front of fictional characters from Game of Thrones, a fictional character from the land of Dickson, the man formerly known as a senator, and the man always known as Michael Slater sucks.

While politics will slow up, but we’re sure we might hear from a potential cricket jerk of two in the coming months with a World Cup and Ashes.

For now, he is the wrap up for May 2019 Jerk of the Month.

May 2019 Jerk of the Month – NICK KYRGIOS

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Ahh, yes. Good Ol’ Nick Kyrgios. He steps up for the Jerk of the Month doesn’t he?

When in Rome, he had an on court tantrum, eventually kicked out of the game for abuse to a chair among other things.

Then just before the French Open kicks off at Roland Garros he says the tournament absolutely sucks.

Then he pulls out before his first round clash anyway.

Wimbledon awaits, where he will probably make the semi finals before soiling himself further with a tank.

Jerk Rating: 10/10

 

 

VOTE NOW – May 2019 Jerk of the Month Voting Results

Here’s how everyone voted.

 

 

FORM GUIDE – May 2019 Jerk of the Month Other Nominations

FRASER ANNING

Why nominated for the Jerk?

With Fraser Anning’s unsuccessful attempt to get re-elected into the senate for Queensland, this should be the last time he will be up for a Jerk of the Month nomination.

At least he and his supporters went down with some nice sour grapes – claiming shenangians at the AEC counting. 

His new Conservative party actually got 28,681 votes, which is 28,662 more than Anning got personally at the last election.

Despite that new found support, the party finished behind the big two parties, One Nation, Clive Palmer and Bob Katter’s parties, Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party, and Animal Justice Party.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

 

PETER DUTTON

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For winning the seat of Dickson. And another three or so years of him.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

 

MICHAEL SLATER

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Michael Slater reminded the Australian Public that a big cricket tournament is just around the corner by getting himself in the limelight just in time.

Aside from just being him, his big even and reason for nomination was his exploits in arguing with some women and getting kicked off a plane.

Perhaps like the rest of us, the women were asking him why we have to put up with him of Fox Cricket, when we clearly pay extra not to hear him.

Jerk Rating: 9.7/10

 

DANE RAMPE

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Probably not on the same level as those above them, but still worthy of a jerk nomination anyway.

Sure climbing up a goal post to stop someone from scoring, and telling an umpire that he talks like a little girl is low grade jerkdom, but he still leads the field for Australian sport jerk work.

Although he got a little come-uppance against Collingwood on the weekend.

Jerk Rating: 2/10

 

FERRARI F1 TEAM

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For failing to live up to the pre season hype and not giving F1 fans a decent title fight.

Their underperforming car, and hapless race strategy is entertaining enough, but is making F1 as dull as ever up the front.

Jerk Rating: 1/10

 

DAENERYS TARGARYEN

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For burning an entire city

Jerk Rating: 0/10

 

 

2019 JERK OF THE MONTH HALL OF FAME

Here’s this months winner so far.

All go into the end of season Jerk of the Year draw.

April 2019 – Fraser Anning & Foxtel

March 2019 – Fraser Anning & Christchurch Shooter

February 2019 – MKR & Tara McWilliams

January 2019 – Tennis Jerks, Fox Cricket, Channel Seven

 

Kaaps Lochehttps://www.thegurgler.com
Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.

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