David Warner Jerk of the Month, again.
This time the combative former Australian cricketer has taken out the October 2018 award for the month’s biggest jerk.
He was a late inclusion after storming off the field due to sledge that crossed the line, apparently.
Seems that the readers of this website felt no sympathy at ll, and why should they?
David Warner is one of the worst behaved cricketers there has been, and so now a little return sledging prompts a walk off.
Most people have taken the walk off as well as his pathetic stage managed sort-of-apology press conference after the ball tampering. People don’t like a sook who can’t endure a taste of their own medicine.
So a thoroughly deserved David Warner Jerk of the Month win for a now double winner for 2018.
OCTOBER 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH – DAVID WARNER
David Warner
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For storming off the field beause of a sledge.
Such hypocracy from one of the worst behaved cricketers of the modern era.
Jerk Rating: 8/10
OCTOBER 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH RESULTS
Here’s how the public voted…
October 2018 Jerk of the Month Other Nominations
Donald Trump
Why nominated for the Jerk?
Standard monthly nomination for the Trump, the list of reasons for nominations – recent and general – are way too many to list here. So we won’t.
Jerk Rating: 10/10
Conor McGregor
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For his part in the recent big Conor McGregor – Khabib Nurmagomedov UFC bout. Before the fight with the antics and afterwards with the all in brawl.
The Irishman in particular has been a world class jerk for many years.
Jerk Rating: x/10
Khabib Nurmagomedov + Crew
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For his part in the recent big Conor McGregor – Khabib Nurmagomedov UFC bout pre match rubbish. And him and his Russian crew with the aftermath of the fight.
Although a nomination for Jerk of the Month could be dicing with trouble with Putin and his crew in his corner.
Jerk Rating: 4/10
Shane Warne
Why nominated for the Jerk?
Did you know Shane Warne has a book out? Did you know he’s part of the new Fox Sports cricket team?
Of course you did, that’s why Australian sporting websites are full of his big, fat opinion.
There’s grudges to settle, opinions to deliver, all to prove that he was/is the greatest of all time.
The worst recent bit was this story about Wimbledon.
He was half the problem of the Channel Nein cricket commentary team. Thankfully the other half of the problem ended up on Channel Seven.
Strap yourself in though, if you like cricket this summer you’ll be hearing more from Shane Warne.
Jerk Rating: 8/10
NRL
Why nominated for the Jerk?
The NRL has been nominated (and won) a lot of times this year for the Jerk of Month, and they have deserved it?
So how can they get a nomination out of NRL season.
Simple.
For not showing the PNG Kumuls v Prime Minister’s XIII match from Port Moresby.
They came up with some pissweak excuse and promises of better next year.
We won’t be holding our breath, waiting for that or any other decent change to happen from the Muppets HQ.
And for the ridiculous nature of player/coach contracts.
Jerk Rating: 8/10
Storms
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For bringing hailnado misery to some, and pea/grape/golf ball/cricket ball sized hail to others every summer.
Although the rain that accompanies it is welcome, so hardly a jerk.
Jerk Rating: 2/10
Alan Jones
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For his involvement in the Sydney Opera House Everest furore.
And just about everything else.
Jerk Rating: 7/10
Andrew Fifita
Why nominated for the Jerk?
The Kyrgios and Tomic of rugby league.
Had a giant sook when not getting enough recognition for his Tonga work. Perhaps if he was a nicer human being he would.
Jerk Rating: 9/10
Liberal / National Party
Why nominated for the Jerk?
Sacking Malcolm Turnbull and then to blame him for the loss in Wentworth by saying he didn’t help campaigning, but was sacked because he wasn’t a great campaigner.
Then Liberal / National Party for their Ok to be White backflip.
Finally someone suggesting to bring back Barnaby Joyce.
Jerk Rating: 8/10
Marsh Brothers
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For continuing to do just enough to get selection into the Australian Cricket team, but not enough to perform to any great standard and feel the love of the Australian cricket public.
Jerk Rating: 2/10
Manly
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For hiring a coach before officially sacking their previous one.
By the sounds of Trent Barrett’s time, it doesn’t sound like a fun place to be.
And they’re Manly.
Jerk Rating: 4/10
Red Bull F1 Team
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For providing a busted arse wheelbarrow of a Red Bull to Dan Ricciardo whilst handing out a perfect piece of machinery for their golden child.
That’s after a history of dudding mark Webber.
Also Renault’s fault too, which makes his move to the works team next year even more worrying.
Jerk Rating: 7/10
THE 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH HONOUR BOARD
All of the below are automatically in the running for Jerk of the Year.
Jan 2018 – David Warner
Feb 2018 – Barnaby Joyce, Anthony Mundine, Bernard Tomic
Mar 2018 – Bernard Tomic
April 2018 – Bill Cosby and MKR
May 2018 – Cricket Australia, Delta Goodrem, Todd Greenberg, Meghan Markle’s Dad
June 2018 – Optus Sport, World Cup Divers & Gus Gould
July 2018 – Neymar, Channel Seven & Todd Greenberg
August 2018 – Peter Dutton
September 2018 – Serena Williams, Phil Rothfield, Strawberry Saboteurs
