The It’s OK To Be White policy launched by Pauline Hanson has been discussed, voted on, supported by the government and then not supported by the government. A busy week in Canberra indeed.
We prefer not to get too involved in the It’s OK To Be White, as that is for professional politicians and other parties, but we think if that kind of legislation can be introduced then why not have a go ourselves.
So we’d like to announce that The Gurgler Party of Australia will be running for the senate in Queensland at the next federal election, and why wouldn’t we given the “diverse” range of people and parties selected in the Sunshine State in recent years. Some of them are in Canberra with less personal Senate votes than people who visit our website. And that is low.
At the heart of our polices are a range of It’s OK policies, which we will attempt to force through the Senate in the first three months of our term. Like It’s OK To Be White, but far less polarising and less relevant to most people today.
IT’S OK TO SAY NO TO CC’S
Despite the insistence of the very catchy advertisement, The Gurgler Party will uphold your right as a citizen to Say No to CC’s.
Australians are entitled in our democratic society to choose whatever heavily salted snack treat they wish, be it pretzels, jerky or any flavour of Samboys.
So vote with The Gurgler at the next federal election, and we will fight for your right to say no to CC’s.
IT’S OK TO BE THAT PERSON IN THE SOUTHS JERSEY
It seems that at any and every sporting event televised somewhere around the country there is a person in a South Sydney jersey. We think that’s great and we say that It’s OK to Be That Person In The Souths Jersey.
Freedom of choice is important to our potential votes, so be the sport A League, WWE wrestling, Darts, or an NRL game that doesn’t involve the Rabbitohs, it doesn’t matter to us.
What does matter is your right to wear that Souths Jersey to anything.
IT’s OK TO BE THE OFFICE JERK
The business world has become a dog eat dog world of ambition where career is king. That’s fine for some and/or most, but we also look out for the person who isn’t interested in a Linked In profile, personal development or any manner of Roadshow, Town Hall, Blue Sky Session or Company function.
If you want to be an anti-social jerk, it is your right to do so.
Let the others fight for glory, while you look after number 1.
Mandatory, is just a state of mind.
As long as you do not offend with your behaviour or language, our It’s OK To Be The Office Jerk will be put forward in parliament to protect your rights in the office.
IT’S OK TO GO TO AN A LEAGUE GAME
A League is sometimes seen as one of the lower rungs of Australian sports fans, usually by ignorant winter football code jerks.
But, as ever, The Gurgler Party will protect your right to watch whatever sport you like.
If the Mariners do more for you than the Titans, then your beliefs shouldn’t be ridiculed or persecuted.
Please note, that the bill will not cover Rugby Union.
IT’S OK TO ORDER A WELL DONE STEAK
Steak connoisseurs will look down their nose at anyone who dares to order a Well Done steak. So will chefs if you do it within 5 minutes of the kitchen closing. Fair enough to a degree on that one.
You’ve probably heard it a million times about how you’re wasting your hard-earned turning a piece of meat into rubber.
But you won’t tell them how to butter their bread, so they can shove their meat advice up their rump.
Our intention to back you up is the It’s OK to Order a Well Done Steak. Your Meat, Your Way.
IT’S OK TO NOT LIKE ANY NEWS LTD MEDIA
Th current government might want to tell some media what to do, as they in turn are told by other media outlets on what to do.
Like News Ltd.
Well we say It’s OK Not To Like Any News Ltd Media.
Hard to do in Brisbane with only one newspaper, but our bill will support you.
IT’S OK TO BE A MANLY FAN
Our versions of the It’s OK TO Be White legislation is all about freedom of choice, no matter how unpopular.
So to protect the rights of sports fans to support whoever they like we offer up It’s OK To Be A Manly Fan.
Most people don’t get to choose their team, it is frequently handed down in a family ceremony. Some luck in with a good time, others et a team who end up waiting over 40 years for a premiership.
Even if your side sucks, and/or everyone hates them, you should still be able to support with pride and without prejudice.
Vote One The Gurgler Party in the Senate in 2019 to know that It’s OK to be a Manly Fan.
Although, there will be a clause of It’s Not OK to like Michael Slater.
IT’S OK TO PUT GIANT DINOSAURS WHEREVER YOU LIKE
This one is essentially upholding your right to be as big a Jerk on your own property as you like, as long as it doesn’t negatively affect your neighbours.
For instance, if own your own golf course, our bill will support your right to put a dinosaur on your golf course if that is what you want.
Similar to the Office Jerk, but this bill would apply to your own personal property.
