The weekend is almost here, and so is our now regular Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia to ensure that you can soak up as much sport as possible, where too much is barely enough as Roy and HG would say.
With so much sport, and so many other jobs and people needing your attention on the weekend it is important to balance that out, to give you as much sloth time as possible.
Which is why we offer up the Ultimate Sloth Weekend TV Sports Guide for Australia, a suggestion of the best of the Australian TV Sport this weekend.
You will of course need a subscription sports package, but any mad Australian sports fan couldn’t survive on a diet of Gus Gould, Stats McAvaney and the poor excuse Channel Ten have for their F1 coverage these days.
Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia Highlights
Here’s a quick overview of what’s ahead, with the full Ultimate Sloth Weekend TV Sports Guide for Australia with times and channels following.
RUGBY LEAGUE
Just four teams remain in the NRL Finals series, and two of them we’ll see next weekend. Neither game is getting fires burning yet, although one could be forgiven for wanting Roosters and Sahrks to droo out this week.
One step ahead of the NRL is Queensland’s Intrust Super Cup and NSW’s Intrust Super Premiership. Both game kick off at 3pm on Sydney/Brisbane time.
There’s also NRLW, which is a good watch, that Broncos v Warriors game could well be the best game of league this weekend.
Bad time to watch, but good rugby league is the UK Super League. One of the double header games involves our favourite UK League team the Toronto Wolfpack.
Here is some NRL Finals we highly recommend/still trying to flog off.
Nein Ways to Pick An NRL Finals Winner
Quiz for Neutrals to Select Your Finals Team – NRL
AFL
AFL are down to the sharp end with two Grand Final berths up for grabs.
There’ll probably be 345,000 at the G for Richmond v Collingwood. And there’s a delightfu; Saturday afternoon kick off for the West Coast v Melburne.
Go Dees we say.
Nein Ways to Pick An ARL Finals Winner
Quiz for Neutrals to Select Your Finals Team – AFL
MOTO GP
Over to the bikes after F1 was the motor sport attention grabber last weekend. This weekend sees another of the five Grands Prix to be held in Spain this year. At least they race, and in lower tiers, they are even so nice to each other they apply the brakes for their opponents.
FOOTBALL
Not much on to be honest, but found a gem for early Monday morning.
The big derby from Buenos Aries between Boca Juniors and River Plate is on, and if you are only going to watch one Argentinian sporting event this year, this should be it.
Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia- September 21 – September 23
Here is the best of what’s on offer according to us. OF course there’s more, but you only have two eyes and 24 hours in a day. Unless you have more of either, in which case we salute you.
| Day | Time | Sport | Channel | TV | Description |
| Friday | 17:00 | NRLW | FoxLeague | 502 | Broncos v Warriors |
| Friday | 19:50 | AFL | FoxFooty | 504 | Richmond v Collingwood |
| Friday | 20:00 | NRL | FoxLeague | 502 | Storm v Sharks |
| Saturday | 15:20 | AFL | FoxFooty | 504 | West Coast v Melbourne |
| Saturday | 17:00 | NRLW | FoxLeague | 502 | Roosters v Dragons |
| Saturday | 20:00 | NRL | FoxLeague | 502 | Rabbitohs v Roosters |
| Saturday | 23:00 | F1 | FoxSports6 | 506 | Singapore GP Qual |
| Saturday | 23:30 | Football | SBS | SBS | Man Utd v Wolves |
| Sunday | 0:00 | Super League | FoxLeague | 502 | UK Super League Double Header |
| Sunday | 15:00 | Intrust Super Cup | Ch9 Qld | 9NOW | Grand Final – Redcliffe v Easts |
| Sunday | 15:00 | Intrust Super Prem | Ch9 NSW | 9NOW | Grand Final – Newtown v Bulldogs |
| Sunday | 21:30 | Moto GP | Fox Sports 6 | 506 | GP of Aragon Spain |
| Monday | 6:20 | Football | Bein Sports 1 | 513 | Boca Juniors v River Plate |
| All Weekend | 0:00 | Cricket | Fox Cricket | 501 | Fox Cricket Channel Launched |
Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia
DRINK OF THE WEEK
It’s hard to imagine a weekend of sport on the lounge without a refreshing beverage, and each week we’ll recommend one for you as an accompaniment to all that sport.
THIS MONTH – SP LAGER
Nothing says refreshment like PNG’s finest beer, and since they bombed out of the finals contnetion on the last day of the Intrust Super Cup season, this will be PNG’s only contribution in September.
Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia
SNACK OF THE WEEK
It’s equally hard to imagine a weekend of sport on the lounge with a refreshing beverage without something to snack on. So as above we’ll offer up our Snack of the Week for late night heartburn.
It’s only this time of year when a Hotdog is a good idea. Just.
Ultimate Sloth Weekend Sports TV Guide Australia
OBSCURE SPORTING SHIRT OF THE WEEK
To get into the mood for a good weekend of slothing and sport, it’s always good to wear a sporting shirt of some sort to attempt to justify to yourself and others about all the slothing ahead. And of course, the more obscure the shirt, the more respect you’ll get.
THIS WEEK – 2009-2010 WREXHAM HOME SHIRT
Want to own a shirt for a team in the fifth division of English football. You can, and this team is actually from Wales.
It’s affordable via the Classic Football Shirts Website.
