A Sydney woman has revealed her unusual part-time job: she’s a cover model for NewsCorp clickbait social media articles.
Britnee (23) is the model for the generic NewsCorp article about ‘ordinary’ Australians who are fighting the housing crisis/discovered a new wonder drug/found the ‘can’t fail’ new diet etc.
“You don’t think it’s a coincidence that the women in the cover photos are absolutely smoking hot babes?” said Britnee. “That’s ALL me! The people in the actual articles are too ugly to be on social media, so that’s where I come in. It’s the easiest job in the world: I come in, take the photos, maybe put on cute wigs or a sexy lipstick to make myself look different, then I’m done.”
While some family members have disapproved of Britnee of openly deceiving people on social media, she doesn’t care.
“I was an early bloomer, so I quickly learnt to use my looks to my advantage. Let’s just say I never had to pay for drinks when I went to uni. I know some friends who say, ‘it’s not very feminist of you’, but I don’t care. I was blessed with stunning looks and I want to make the most of them before they fade and I have to get a normal job.”
Though Britnee is using her NewsCorp contacts to forge a journalism career.
“They’re training me to be an anchor on Sky News. All I have to do is read off the autocue and look pretty, so the losers and creepy old men who watch that garbage are distracted enough not to think about how horrifying the news actually is. I studied literature at uni, I can read autocues in my sleep. It’s going to be fun!”
