A new social media app is set to take over the internet!
Called U-Narcissist, the app is designed to get the best out of its content creators.
Peter, the creator of U-Narcissist, highlighted a number of exciting features on the app.
“Firstly, creators can choose to post their videos in extreme close up, split screen, triple screen, or quadruple screen! That way, the creator is ALWAYS front and centre in the video. Secondly, every video is monetised, as we have built-in advertisers who sponsor every video: it doesn’t matter if you have no followers or a million. And the more videos you make and more followers you have, the more advertising money you make. Thirdly, creators can use filters that highlight their best features: ideal for creators who want to push their videos into soft-core porn territory without stepping on OnlyFans’ toes, while making TikTok and Insta look like a child’s toy.”
The big feature will be the comments sections, with only positive comments allowed.
“Any comments that isn’t in glowing praise of the creators will be automatically deleted by our AI technology. This should ward of any trolls or ‘hate-watchers’ who want to make our creators feel bad. Have three negative comments deleted in a month and your account is destroyed permanently. Our app will literately be the nicest corner on the internet, because there’s no other choice.”
Peter said U-Narcissist was designed to accentuate the strengths of social media.
“Everyone knows social media is about self-promotion and making even the most mundane stories all about you. People who disagree either have no personality or don’t use social media enough. At U-Narcissist, it’s 100% all about you, all the time!”
