A proud right-handed man has gone on a huge Facebook rant.
After finding out about International Left Handers Day (Sunday August 13), Peter had a rant about how lefties are “so hard done by! Where’s international RIGHT HANDERS day????”
“These bloody lefties complain ALL THE TIME about HOW HARD their life is! AND NOW these precious snowflakes need their OWN special day! Suck it up princesses!”
While the rant was a lot longer, the Everyday News’ Staff Writers got bored and moved to the comments.
It was there that a lot of Peter’s left handed Facebook friends called him out, posting a lot of articles and videos (some serious and some funny) about why being a left hander in a right handed world is so hard, as well as posting articles on the numerous left handed celebrities.
Sick of being bombarded with comments, Peter added, “Whatever! At least I can use scissors and can openers without crying about it!” before deleting the post.
Everyday News is a brand new general news/parody section of The Gurgler, and definitely not a lame rip-off of ‘The Betoota Advocate’. We swear.
