A Brisbane model has revealed a secret about dating app ads.
“Whenever you see the hot girl with the nice lips, long hair, and big boobs on the ads, that’s me,” said Taylor (20), a dating app ‘gun for hire.’
“It’s a giant ploy to hook in losers who spend too much time on their phones. If you think a girl like me needs to use a dating app, then you’ve got rocks in your head! I have a hot boyfriend – he plays in the Queensland Cup and will play for the Broncos one day.”
Taylor started the ‘modelling work’ job last year to earn extra cash while at uni.
“Honestly, I thought it’d be for dirty magazines. But I was pleasantly surprised when all I had to do was show a bit of cleavage, do a few sexy poses, and read some fake crap about my likes and dislikes. I’ve done the same thing for about six different dating apps. It’s fun and the money is pretty good. I might keep going with it after I finish uni.”
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