We may have have missed a month but that does not mean that the batch of Jerk of the Month October-November 2022 Nominations are going to be allowed to get away it. We’re putting all our eggs in one basket for the last few months, which worked out well in the Great Escape didn’t it?
October and November offers a wide selection of jerks. From tried and trusted regulars, to obscure petty entries, and seasonal jerks who come around every four years or so and may or may not be involved in putting the organised into organising a world sporting event.
Determining the month’s biggest jerk is ultimately up to you, the reader of this website. So read the form guide, and vote now. Feel free to vote early and vote often. For as many of the candidates whose cut of jib you dislike.
The Jerk of the Month October-November 2022 “winner” awaits your vote below.
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VOTE NOW – Jerk of the Month October-November 2022
There’s only one way to determine the biggest jerk this month – your vote. Unless you think that’s it’s rigged and unconstitutional then vote at your own risk.
Vote for one, vote for two, feel free to vote for as many of these jerks as you like or all of them. They’ve asked for it.
- FIFA 18%, 4 votes4 votes 18%4 votes - 18% of all votes
- KANYE (YE) WEST 14%, 3 votes3 votes 14%3 votes - 14% of all votes
- GIANNI INFANTINO 14%, 3 votes3 votes 14%3 votes - 14% of all votes
- ELON MUSK 14%, 3 votes3 votes 14%3 votes - 14% of all votes
- GRUMPY FOOTBALL PUNDITS 9%, 2 votes2 votes 9%2 votes - 9% of all votes
- AFL BOSSES 9%, 2 votes2 votes 9%2 votes - 9% of all votes
- GENDER REVEALS 9%, 2 votes2 votes 9%2 votes - 9% of all votes
- DONALD TRUMP 5%, 1 vote1 vote 5%1 vote - 5% of all votes
- HARRY AND MEGHAN 5%, 1 vote1 vote 5%1 vote - 5% of all votes
- RUGBY LEAGUE WORLD CUP BOSSES 5%, 1 vote1 vote 5%1 vote - 5% of all votes
FORM GUIDE – Jerk of the Month October-November 2022 Nominations
DONALD TRUMP
For announcing he is running for President of the USA again and everything that follows.
KANYE (YE) WEST
For putting the Ye into Ye Really Shouldn’t Say That.
FIFA
For their continued integrity, transparency and humility as a beacon of sports administration for the world.
GIANNI INFANTINO
For this press conference where it is said he went “full Trump”.
And everything else.
p.s. that card should be red and given to both people.
GRUMPY OLD MEN EX-FOOTBALLERS COMMENTATING ON WORLD CUP AND MOANING ABOUT EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE SAD TIRED OLD MEN AND EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK IN THEIR DAY AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
For lots of commentary and moaning on the World Cup, but this whine in particular about Brazil’s dance of joy after scoring is right up there for turd factory killjoy-ing.
ELON MUSK
For making Twitter even worse.
HARRY AND MEGHAN
For just being them. And being too much of them. And there’s more of them to come on Netlfix.
AFL BOSSES
For acting like the spoiled sibling by releasing their First Round Draw as the Socceroos kicked off their big game v Argentina.
RUGBY LEAGUE WORLD CUP BOSSES
For booking the New Zealand team home on a plane for the day after the semi final v Australia, before the game had been played.
GENDER REVEALS
When having a baby isn’t enough about you.
