The biggest sporting event in the world continues with the Group G Cameroon v Brazil clash that sees already qualified Brazil facing Cameroon, who need a win and luck to progress.
With so many games and so little time, our Group G Cameroon v Brazil Match Centre tries to sum it all up as quickly as possible before and after the game and with just a hint of cynicism. If you wanted professional and/or good you’d be on the BBC website, not here. Essentially, we watch and follow the game so you don’t have to.
With answers to the key questions prior to the match and our Minutes that Mattered summary and stats post game, it is a real Who Cares guide to the 2022 World Cup for the person on the go.
Enjoy the Group G Cameroon v Brazil Match Centre.
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Group G Cameroon v Brazil Match Preview
Why should you care?
Because it is Brazil and a side that demands eyeballs regardless of who they play. They will certainly have at least one of our eyes.
With Neymar out you can enjoy Brazil that little bit more as there will be at least 75% less petulance. Brazil may rest players too which gives fans a look at the whole of the Brazil squad, which also might make them slightly more beatable.
Let’s not forget Cameroon, whose games have been quite entertaining thus far.
Who should you care about?
Aside from having an excellent name, Cameroon’s Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting is a livewire on the field that may cause the experienced, but slightly aging Brazil defence a few headaches.
With Brazil already qualified we’re not sure who’ll play (refer France’s changes v Tunisia) so we just say enjoy whoever plays for Brazil.
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Is there a barely interesting fact?
Brazil have won all six games v African nations at the World Cup. They have scored three goals in five of those six games too and conceded jut one goal in total.
Cameroon have a surprisingly good record v South American nations at the World Cup with a W2 D1 L1 record. The one L however is v Brazil.
Who will win?
Cameroon 0 Brazil 2
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What’s the Table?
Team – Played – Points – Goal Scored – Goals Conceded – Goal Difference
Brazil | 2 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Switzerland | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Cameroon | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 |
Serbia | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 |
Group G Cameroon v Brazil Match Review
Minutes that Mattered
After the match, come back for the briefest of match summaries, like a minute by minute except one that has only the minutes that matter.
Group G Cameroon v Brazil Match Stats
Coming after the match.