A young woman has gone on another long Facebook rant today.
While Sarah (25) has been quiet recently, she made up for it with a epic half-page post calling out “all the two-faced so-called friends who always take, take, take but never give back!” She added that she was “SO SICK of being the doormat that is expected to drop everything at the slightest hint of drama. I have a life too!” She finished the rant with a now signature “you can’t f****** trust anyone! I’m just going to stay inside and look after me first. Everyone else can piss off!”
Sarah’s old uni friend, Kate, laughed when she read post, figuring that she must have been super-bored.
“Sarah pulled this all the time when we were studying. Any time she wasn’t getting enough attention, she’d created a huge drama over nothing so people would feel sorry for her. It was so regular we started a betting pool to see how often she’d crack it each semester. One year I won with a whopping five hissy fits. I bought myself a new TV with the winnings,” said Kate. “If she was genuinely upset, I’d check in with her, but I’ve seen these rants so often that it’s become ridiculous. I think this is the third one this year. I’m surprised she hasn’t bee ‘Zucc’d’ yet.”
While some people responded to Sarah’s hissy fit, Sarah is stringing out the drama by only ‘liking’ the comments but not replying.
“Give her a couple of days to get over herself and she’ll be back posting videos of puppies again like nothing happened,” said Kate. “Rinse and repeat.”
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