The Australian election is a few weeks old now and there’s been plenty of talking points already, none bigger than Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese acquiring Covid on Thursday. To wrap up what has happened so far, The Gurgler’s Everyday Election News has the 2022 Australian Federal Election Highlights So Far…in Pictures.
Because everything is better with a picture. Even ones that are so poorly photoshopped as ours.
We try and cover all the various gaffes and goofs from the hustings so far.
So enjoy our 2022 Australian Federal Election Highlights So Far…in Pictures.
RUMOURS THAT ALP’S OWN CAMPAIGN STAFF INFECTED ALBO WITH COVID ON PURPOSE AFTER POOR START TO CAMPAIGN
Artists Impression
Fair to say that Albo’s campaign so far hasn’t been great, and then there came the news that the prospective next PM have caught Covid and would have to isolate.
But the Gurgler’s Everyday Election news has an exclusive to share, that Albo’s Covid was no accident.
Our sources can reveal that it was actually his own campaign staff that had found a way to give Albo Covid to get him away from the public for a week to try and stop any future gaffes.
LIBERALS LOOKING TO A SLIGHTLY LESS CONTROVERSIAL CANDIDATE FOR WARRINGAH NEXT TIME
Artists Impression
After making a Captain’s call and installing Katherine Deves as the Liberal candidate for Warringah, it hasn’t been smooth sailing since.
Loads of controversial views from Katherine Deves have been shared over internet, offending plenty of different demographics in the process.
Our Everyday Election News Team have heard whispers that the Liberal party will look for a less controversial figure next time, if/when Katherine Deves loses.
The inside information advises the Pete Evans is the man to lead the LNP charge, who may be seen a slightly more likeable than the current candidate.
BOB KATTER YELLS AT STUFF
Bob is a passionate man and elections bring out the best in him.
So occasionally the news will run out of content and look to the Maverick MP from north Qld.
He hasn’t disappointed thus far, with a latest effort on Q&A bringing out a typically Bob Katter response.
And this time there were no crocodiles involved.
ONE NATION FIND PERFECT VENUE FOR CAMPAIGN LAUNCH IN A SCENIC RIM
One Nation and their leader Pauline Hanson aren’t exactly sure what to hate and fight against these days.
Luckily one thing they can all agree on is the new campaign launch HQ.
CLIVE PALMER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS FOR CAMPAIGN WITH COVID RESTIRCTIONS EASING – DEMANDS CAP FOR MEAT PIES AT BAKERIES AUSTRALIA WIDE
With Covid restrictions being relaxed across Australia, the party known for Freedom are running out of ideas.
So running along the same lines as their cap on Home Loans, Clive Palmer wants to introduce a cap on some other key things in his life.
SCOMO PRESENTED WITH BEER IN HONOUR OF HIS ICAC PROMISE KEEPING
One of the first things seen on the Scott Morrison campaign was him annoying regular Joes and Joannes while the poor buggers were trying to work.
At one brewery he was presented with a beer in honour of his government’s strong performance of economic stuff.
But as ever from Scomo, the one campaign highlight neglected a range of other “gifts” Scomo received for various reasons. Or at least the mainstream media missed it. But not The Gurgler’s Everyday Election News.
The first beer presented was a fresh can of Heineken 0.0, which marked the Scomo’s legacy of keeping his promise on an ICAC.
SCOMO PRESENTED WITH BEVERAGE IN HONOUR OF HIS VACCINE ROLLOUT
The Gurgler Everyday Elections News’ exclusives keep coming, as we can confirm Scomo was presented with a Smirnoff Ice in honour of his Vaccine rollout.
SCOMO PRESENTED WITH BEER IN HONOUR OF MOST OF HIS SMIRKING DURING FIRST PM STINT
Scomo has smirked his way through most of his PM stint, and one of the unseen photos was him being presented with a can of MF Lager.
Not only is the beer truly terrible, and the MF stands for Motherf—er, which is hard to argue against Morrison.
SCOMO PRESENTED WITH PERFECT BEER GIFT FOR HIS BUSHFIRES EFFORT
Once again away from the cameras the current PM was presented with a beer in honour of his Hawaii bushfire holiday and most of his efforts during the Bushfire.
SCOMO PRESENTED WITH PREFECT REWARD BY FLOOD AFFECTED PEOPLE OF QLD AND NORTHERN NSW
Last and certainly not least is the reward given to Scomo by the for his leadership during the recent floods by the people of Brisbane, SEQ, and Northern NSW.
