February 4, 2025, 5:04 am

Jerk of the Month March 2022 Nominations

Better late than never, here are the worst of the worst in the latest batch of Jerk of the Month March 2022 Nominations.

Cynics and critics of this website have accused us of wheeling out the same old people and the same old crap every month, which is fair enough to a certain degree, but also up yours. Is it our fault all these awful, awful people keep doing the same thing to make the Jerk of the Month list? Or if the others who aren’t regulars simply can’t help themselves.

And we just supply the nominations, we don’t get a vote.

Determining the month’s biggest jerk is ultimately up to you, the reader of this website. So read the form guide, and vote now, and vote early and vote often. For as many of the candidates whose cut of jib you dislike.

The Jerk of the Month March 2022 “winner” awaits your vote below.

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VOTE NOW – Jerk of the Month March 2022

There’s only one way to determine the biggest jerk this month – your vote.

Vote for one, vote for two, feel free to vote for as many of these jerks as you like, they’ve asked for it.

Who is the Jerk of the Month March 2022?
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2022 Jerk of the Month Winners so far….

Feb 2022 – Vladimir Putin
Jan 2022 – Anti Vaxxers

JERK OF THE YEAR “HONOUR BOARD”

2021 – Scott Morrison 

2020 – Donald Trump

2019 – Israel Folau

2018 – David Warner and Donald Trump

2017 – Jarryd Hayne, Donald Trump, Bernard Tomic

2016 – Channel 9 Cricket Commentary

READ MORE: Scott Morrison 2021 Jerk of the Year

 

FORM GUIDE – Jerk of the Month March 2022 Nominations

SCOMO

The 2021 Jerk of the Year winner has certainly started the year off like a man who doesn’t want to relinquish the Jerk of the Year title. He hasn’t won a 2022 monthly award yet, but has been a podium finisher.

In fairness, he’s had a lot to do in his current term, but that certainly doesn’t excuse doing most of it poorly.

His performance in assisting flood affected areas was almost as bad as his Hawaii trip while the country burned. Then is in parliament lapping up the Ukraine President via video call, completely unaware of the irony of himself watching a real leader in a real situation, when he was called on to serve his country was sipping cocktail poolside half a world away. 

With Covid being forgotten about by most media, he has needed other outlets to showcase his incompetent boobery. The floods in SEQ and Northern NSW provided just that.

His response was so bad that surfer Kelly Slater ripped into him.

Or the appalling way he handed out assistance funds after the flood. Giving money to Local Governments only under LNP power only. 

His stage managed performance in Lismore was just the perfect illustration about what he’s about.

Being taken to court by his own party members over interference in pre-selection for the upcoming election.

Accused of using race against an opponent when trying to get into his seat back in the day.

He ran Putin close last month, which is a good sign that he is pretty unpopular. And a disgrace at the same time really.

March 2022 Jerk of the Month may be the last vote he wins this year.

 

VLADIMIR PUTIN

For continuing the army exercise in Ukraine where a large chunk of the world is condemning.
 
You just know you’re on the wrong side of public decency when French Actor Gerard  Depardieu is calling you out.

 

WILL SMITH

For his Oscars slap moment and all the other self indulgent bullshit since.
 
And while we’re at it. Independence Day.
 
 

ANTI VAXXERS

A constant throughout the last few years for protesting everything, they have won a few monthly awards along the way.
 
With less to protest about than usual, with most normal people vaccinated and no one including governments seeming to care about Covid at all, the Anti Vaxxers jumped on Shane Warne’s death with the expected amount of class, real knowledge and subtlety, with various wild theories and accusations.
 
Like serial balloon head Pete Evans. Who when we say his best work was on MKR is not meant as a compliment. 
 

NICK KYRGIOS

Ahhhh, how refreshing to see Nick Kyrgios back among the biggest jerks of the month.

His recent dummy spit reminds us of a simpler time, when the worst things in the world was a tennis player throwing his toys out of the pram, Uber drivers doing the world’s most inconsiderate U-turns, and jerks who park their 4WD and trailer across six car parks in the local pub carpark which was already too small for the patronage.
 
It is a break from his recent run of talking sense and being as close to likeable as he gets.
 

CITIPOINTE 

A college in Brisbane that proves being religious doesn’t make you a better human being.
 

 

 

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

Second last and certainly least is a regular monthly winner at this time of year.
 
Dubbed a “Social Experiment” it is most obvious example of lowest common denominator that you can get on any form of media, with the possible exception of Anti-Vax Instagram Health Influencer.
 
Or maybe not.
 
Anyone involved in the program, on or off camera should be ashamed. And they usually are.
 

SAUDI ARABIAN F1 TRACK MARSHALL

Whilst the F1 community was debating whether to stay in Saudi Arabia after a nearby bombing (whether they would have been allowed to leave if they wanted according to rumours), a track marshall decided to wish Lewis Hamilton a fiery clash like the one that engulfed Romain Grosjean in Bahrain in 2020. 
 
As hard as it is to like Lewis Hamilton sometimes, he certainly doesn’t deserve to have fire wished upon him.
 
His current Mercedes F1 car’s competitiveness should be enough for those who don’t like him.

 

 

 

 

 

Kaaps Lochehttps://www.thegurgler.com
Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.

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