February 4, 2025, 4:50 am

NOMINATIONS | February 2022 Jerk of the Month

With Covid starting to relax its misery on the world it’s time for others to step up to the plate to make life awful, and this fresh batch of February 2022 Jerk of the Month should prove the point.

Some of the Jom-Noms aka Jerk of the Month Nominations are the most powerful people on earth, others are insufferable pissants, and a Tennis Player. For old time’s sake, now that Kick Kyrgios has become a man of (some) restraint.

Determining the month’s biggest jerk is ultimately up to you, the reader of this website. So read the form guide, and vote now, and vote early and vote often. For as many of the candidates whose cut of jib you dislike.

The February 2022 Jerk of the Month “winner” awaits your vote below.

#VoteEarlyVoteOften

 

 

VOTE NOW – February 2022 Jerk of the Month

There’s only one way to determine the biggest jerk this month – your vote.

Vote for one, vote for two, feel free to vote for as many of these jerks as you like, they’ve asked for it.

Who is the February 2022 Jerk of the Month?
  • VLADIMIR PUTIN 18%, 8 votes
    8 votes 18%
    8 votes - 18% of all votes
  • DONALD TRUMP 14%, 6 votes
    6 votes 14%
    6 votes - 14% of all votes
  • KURT ZOUMA 14%, 6 votes
    6 votes 14%
    6 votes - 14% of all votes
  • RAIN 14%, 6 votes
    6 votes 14%
    6 votes - 14% of all votes
  • CLIVE PALMER 11%, 5 votes
    5 votes 11%
    5 votes - 11% of all votes
  • MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT 11%, 5 votes
    5 votes 11%
    5 votes - 11% of all votes
  • SCOMO 9%, 4 votes
    4 votes 9%
    4 votes - 9% of all votes
  • ALEXANDER ZVEREV 9%, 4 votes
    4 votes 9%
    4 votes - 9% of all votes
Total Votes: 44
Voters: 8
March 1, 2022 - March 10, 2022
Voting is closed

 

 

 

JERK OF THE YEAR “HONOUR BOARD”

2021 – Scott Morrison 

2020 – Donald Trump

2019 – Israel Folau

2018 – David Warner and Donald Trump

2017 – Jarryd Hayne, Donald Trump, Bernard Tomic

2016 – Channel 9 Cricket Commentary

READ MORE: Scott Morrison 2021 Jerk of the Year

 

FORM GUIDE – January 2022 Jerk of the Month

SCOMO

The 2021 Jerk of the Year winner has certainly started the year off like a man who doesn’t want to relinquish the Jerk of the Year title.

Aside from the usual smirking, wasting time on rubbish in parliament, and washing people’s hair, the biggest reason for the nomination is the 60 Minutes segment, during which he sat there while his wife took the blame for some of the crap he’s done, and butchering that Dragon song.

Reports are he is being lined up for a record deal when he loses the next election.

 

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Vladimir Putin is an angry, angry young man.
 

Of all the sanctions imposed on him and Russia by all the important countries across the world, we’re sure this Jerk of the Month nomination will hurt the most.

 

DONALD TRUMP

Multiple Jerk of the Year winner Donald Trump usually makes this list for doing or saying some stupid and offensive.
 

And February 2022 is no different.

This nomination is called for his love note to Putin following the Russian’s advance into Ukraine.

 

CLIVE PALMER

For his saturation of the TV ads with his political party’s record spend to defend those who don’t want a jab.
 
Wonder if he will survive the easily predictable event of catching Covid.
 
Or buying Adolf Hitler’s car is always a good look. Talk about speaking for the people.
 
Wonder how it will look next to the giant dinosaur. Or with a giant dinosaur in it.
 
 

 

ALEXANDER ZVEREV

Away from politicians, and awful ones at that, it’s time to dredge the sporting river for some of the biggest jerks for February.
 
First up is re-visiting one of the main types of nominations from the past – a Tennis jerk.
 
Alexander Zverev decided to show his displeasure of calls from the umpire by smashing his racquet on the umpire’s chair.
 
Ahhh, a Tennis dummy spit, that takes us back.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-FkGeeR-U
 
 
 

KURT ZOUMA

First time nomination for a Premier League footballer earning the average annual salary in a week.
 
 
And the drop kick filmed it.
 
 
 

RAIN

Just 11 years after a once-in-a-generation flood event in Queensland comes another.

 

 

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

Last and certainly least is a regular monthly winner at this time of year.
 
Dubbed a “Social Experiment” it is most obvious example of lowest common denominator that you can get on any form of media, with the possible exception of Anti-Vax Instagram Health Influencer.
 
Or maybe not.
 
Anyone involved in the program, on or off camera should be ashamed.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Kaaps Lochehttps://www.thegurgler.com
Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.

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