Imagine a world with white fluffy clouds, rainbows, no angry people, and everyone holding hands in a circle singing the chorus to The Turtles’ Happy Together. Now for the reality check, here are the nominations for September 2021 Jerk of the Month.
Yes it’s that time of the month where we assemble the biggest jerks and they come from all walks of life. Some regular Jerk of the Month nominations, some return after a break, and some fresh new newcomers. All of them have something in common – they are or have been jerks in September 2021.
Determining the month’s biggest jerk is ultimately up to you, the reader of this website. So read the form guide, and vote now, and vote early and vote often. For as many of the candidates whose cut of jib you dislike.
The September 2021 Jerk of the Month. “winner” awaits your vote.
VOTE NOW – September 2021 Jerk of the Month
Time to put your official vote in for Jerk of the Month for September 2021.
Feel free to vote for as many of these jerks as you like. They have asked for it, nay demanded it.
And vote multiple times on multiple devices. It looks good for our website numbers too.
2021 “HONOUR BOARD
Monthly Jerk of the Month Winners
August
ANTI EVERYTHING PROTESTORS
July
HORSE PUNCHING PROTESTORS
June
BRISBANE 19YO LOCKDOWN COVID SPREADER
COVID RESTRICTION IGNOREES
CARDBOARD WAIVING TOUR DE FRANCE FAN
May –
MICHAEL SLATER
JARRYD HAYNE & FRIENDS
April –
SCOMO
HARRY & MEGHAN
INSTRAGRAM INFLUENCERS
March –
SCOMO
MAFS
February –
ANTI-VAXXERS
January –
DONALD TRUMP
MOANING TENNIS PLAYERS IN QUARANTINE
FORM GUIDE – August 2021 Jerk of the Month
DELTA STRAIN – CORONAVIRUS
irrumabo covid
A third wave, fourth wave, fifth wave, when will it end.
Delta will probably be followed by Gamma, then ending with Omega.
Nominated for yet another month is the Pandmisery that is Covid.
Most of the nominations are related directly or indirectly from Covid, so it should be first.
SCOMO
venalicium scurra
Let’s be honest, most of the Australian Covid shamble is mostly Scomo’s fault.
Mr “It’s Not A Race” is now basing everything on a race to vaccinate Australians. Meanwhile he passes judgement on state behaviour, which is odd given he dusted his hands of responsibility back to the states originally.
All done with his smug, smug face smugging it up for the cameras.
ANTI-EVERYTHING PROTESTERS
aer furantur
Last month’s winners return for a chance to be the first Jerk nominations to go back to back since Donald Trump. Which is saying something.
Armed with Facebook posts, poorly constructed placards and the narrowist of minds, these protestors are a constant pest to the rest of society.
In general these Pro Freedom, Anti Everything protestors are an unpolishable turd, but the recent efforts in Melbourne are next level oxygen thief.
Even the Victorian geological faults seemed to reject these being by firing up an earthquake in an attempt to keep them quiet.
Granted some of the Union protestors had a genuine reason to march, but it was soon hijacked by the buffoons.
People have a right to protest, but these people seem to not be exactly sure which thing to hate.
Thankfully the reward for the above is they probably caused another super spreader event, thereby extending the lockdowns they are protesting.
CRAIG KELLY
fontem poo
As if his views on everything aren’t enough, he is constantly bombarding his rubbish via text and constant TV ads.
Has made a name for himself thanks to Covid with his anti everything views. Which is another reason to hate Covid. Normally he’d be just another slightly offbeat politician that most would presume are from Queensland like so many before him.
One piece of karma is that he let his website expire, so someone has provided a free upgrade at no extra cost.
Warning: It is very funny but loads of poor taste and bad language.
R KELLY
sponsus
Looks like his life finally caught up with him.
Last chance to nominate him we think, so why not.
COVID RULE BREAKERS & COVID JERKS
ad inferos
As long as we have had Covid, we have lockdowns, and people being jerks about Covid.
Here is a selection of this month’s “best”.
Perth AFL Grand Final Border sneaks.
Mother taking kids on train with Covid
NADIA BARTELS
vilis fictus
Proving once and for that influencers are complete hypocrites.
Former WAG Health blogger breaking Covid rules to invite friends around for a alleged snort party. Sounds like a big enough jerk act to warrant their own nomination.
BASIL ZEMPILAS
occidentis stultus
A current Lord Mayor and former host of breakfast news program.
Either of which is almost enough for a JOM anyway.
But his performance as Lord Mayor of Perth and Channel Seven presenter was poor at best.
