In case you forget that the NRL still exists at the moment, here are our Alternative NRL Round 13 Tips for this week.
Why not take on board our weekly Alternative NRL Tipping method. You’ve got nothing to lose by coming this far already and it will save you precious time. To maybe rewatch Game of Thrones.
Each week we have a new theme, and occasionally it will have nothing to do with rugby league. Just the way we like it. This week in honour of the half arsed round we got lazy and went with scrabble scores. Yes scrabble scores. Well it’s not as if this round is not mickey mouse anyway. Sooner these games all go to standalone the better.
In addition to the tips are a whole bunch of barely interesting stats for the round of NRL ahead. Impress your neighbours, parcel delivery drivers, and fellow passengers by stealing them and sharing.
Good luck with your Alternative NRL Round 13 Tips if you choose to use them.
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NRL Round 13 Tips Alternative – Gurgler v Scrabble
So here are this week’s alternative tips. The method to how it works is below.
METHOD TO THE MADNESS
Find a website that scores scrabble, enter the team’s nickname, get the points total, and divide that by number of letters to make it fair.
The higher the scrabble points per letter, the more impressive the nickname is in Scrabble, which would surely lead to victory on the field.
Says us anyway.
NRL Round 13 Tips – Our Selections
We also say stuff the alternative tips and supply our own to see if we can beat the absurd. So far we’re winning.
BRONCOS to beat Dragons
TIGERS to beat Panthers
STORM to beat Titans
EELS to beat Knights
2021 Us v Them NRL Tipping Scoreboard
US – 69% – 67/96
ALTERNATIVE TIPS
THEM – 55% – 53/96
FIRST ROUND FORM – 4/8
FULLBACKS – 5/8
INJURIES @ RD 3 – 6/8
EASTER – 4/8
ZERO POINTS – 5/8
MASCOTS – 4/8
PENALTIES – 4/8
POST CONTACT METRES – 5/8
BEST H2H – 3/8
SUNCORP STADIUM RECORD – 6/8
DISCIPLINE – 4/8
WINTER – 3/8
NRL Round 13 Tips – Barely Interesting Stats
- Broncos are on a winning streak of one for away games in Sydney after defeating the Victor Radley inspired Roosters last start. They’d lost 15 in a row in Sydney before then.
- Broncos v Dragons H2H result goes in runs – Dragons have won the last four – then the Broncos won 14 of the next 16 – then the Dragons won eight in a row.
- Broncos have lost nine Thursday games in a row and lost 16 of their last 18. St George Illawarra have lost their last four and 6/7.
- Aside from winning a million games in a row in general, Penrith have won eight straight on a Friday.
- Tigers have won just two of their last 11 v Penrith.
- Gold Coast have won one more game in Melbourne against the Storm than the South Sydney Rabbitohs
- Melbourne’s results at home on a Saturday to Qld sides follow a pattern – (most recent game first) WWLWWLWWLWWWLWWL
- Parramatta have won seven straight away games on a Sunday.
