Welcome to the new year, same as the old year. Donald Trump has won yet another monthly jerk crown after getting the most votes along with moaning tennis players in quarantine for the 2021 January Jerk of the Month.
Seeing the former one-term US president winning a monthly jerk award is hardly a surprise at this stage as he has now won every monthly prize include 2020 Jerk of the Year since August 2020.
His work on January 6th may not get punished by the US political system, but has been rewarded with another Jerk award.
Joining the former POSUS as 2021 January Jerk of the Month are the Tennis players in quarantine for the Australian Open who were continually moaning. Tennis players have been a feature of the monthly and annual Jerk awards so a strong performance isn’t a surprise, usually a certain Kyrgios and Tomic featuring.
But you have to put it in context against Trump, that the voters on our website think they have been as bad as Donald Trump in January. Ouch for the entitled sports stars.
Read on for more including the voting results, and the reasons for all the nominations. Feel free to nominate someone for February 2021 too. The list is growing already.
WINNER – DONALD J TRUMP
Former POTUS and current POS..
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Not content with winning the 2020 Jerk of the Year, Donald Trump wasted no time in laying down a marker for jerkdom in the new year.
January 6 may just be enough to grab himself another annual Jerk award.
Although his calls to various people to overturn the election was enough for the nomination too. Trump handling the election loss with the grace of a two year in the supermarket lolly aisle.
The second impeachment may not win, but Trump is every chance of starting the new year off with another monthly Jerk award.
JERK RATING 100%
WINNER – MOANING TENNIS PLAYERS IN QUARANTINE
Entitled sports stars at the best of times…
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Yes 14 days of quarantine isn’t fun, especially when you need to train to get into top shape for the first major tournament of the tennis season. But it could be worse.
Many people around the world, and ironically in Melbourne where the tennis will be played, have been locked down for a lot longer.
And those people don’t have the luxury of being allowed to travel anywhere, let alone the other side of the world to play sport.
Oh, the food is shit, too bad, don’t you earn hundreds of thousands if not millions? Get UberEats you moaning twits.
Can’t practise? Better than dying of Covid like 2 Millions have.
Grow up.
JERK RATING 60%
RESULTS – January 2021 Jerk of the Month
Here’s how you / the public voted for 2021 Jerk of the Month.
- DONALD TRUMP 16%, 13 votes13 votes 16%13 votes - 16% of all votes
- MOANING TENNIS PLAYERS IN QUARANTINE 16%, 13 votes13 votes 16%13 votes - 16% of all votes
- JANUARY 6 CAPITOL BUILDING MOB 13%, 10 votes10 votes 13%10 votes - 13% of all votes
- BERNARD TOMIC'S GIRLFRIEND 11%, 9 votes9 votes 11%9 votes - 11% of all votes
- NOVAK DJERKOVIC 10%, 8 votes8 votes 10%8 votes - 10% of all votes
- CRAIG KELLY 6%, 5 votes5 votes 6%5 votes - 6% of all votes
- COVID BREAKING WEDDING PARTIES 6%, 5 votes5 votes 6%5 votes - 6% of all votes
- TRUMP'S FAMILY 6%, 5 votes5 votes 6%5 votes - 6% of all votes
- MORE CELEBRITY COVID HYPOCRITES 6%, 5 votes5 votes 6%5 votes - 6% of all votes
- QUEENSLAND BOY, 17, KILLS PREGNANT WOMAN AND PARTNER 6%, 5 votes5 votes 6%5 votes - 6% of all votes
- HORSE RACETRACK INVADER 3%, 2 votes2 votes 3%2 votes - 3% of all votes
- US POLITICANS REFUSING TO WEAR MASKS 0%, 0 votes0 votes0 votes - 0% of all votes
- LYLE SHELTON 0%, 0 votes0 votes0 votes - 0% of all votes
OTHER NOMINATIONS
JANUARY 6 CAPITOL BUILDING MOB
Angry people who can’t count.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For storming the US Senate to try and overturn something that was never going to happen. Providing one of the darkest days in US history.
And a special mention to the Jamiroquai lookalike with the horns and bare thorax.
JERK RATING 99%
NOVAK DJERKOVIC
Tennis Player. Jerk.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Not enough to go on his Covid Tennis Tour last year, he has stirred things up leading into this year’s Australian Open.
Fancy him of all people to be the spokesperson for tennis players in quarantine given his actions in 2020 infected so many.
JERK RATING 100%
BERNARD TOMIC’S GIRLFRIEND
Who?
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Following on from the above, Tomic’s girlfriend has even less to moan about.
But she did, about not being able to get her hair washed, as apparently that job is way too hard for a person who vlogs.
If you are being introduced as Bernard Tomic’s girlfriend in the news, perhaps that’s punishment enough.
It does get worse. She is a social media star which is grounds for jerk enough.
JERK RATING 100%
US POLITICANS REFUSING TO WEAR MASKS
Mask avoiding fools.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
The January 6 action was still not enough for a group of Republican politicians to arrogantly refuse to wear a mask.
This link will be all you need for voting purposes.
JERK RATING 100%
CRAIG KELLY
Buffoon Liberal Politician
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
The climate change denier who thinks wearing masks is child abuse decided that head lice treatment was the best way to solve Coronavirus with all the usual acceptance of science that the world has come to expect from such people.
JERK RATING 90%
COVID BREAKING WEDDING PARTIES
A wedding that said I Do – not give a stuff about anyone else.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Sydney went into various lockdowns during December, but this wedding party decided to not only break the rules about leaving the Northern Beaches, but to load up the party with as many people as possible.
It’s a hard year planning for anything, but any potential sympathy (deserved or not) was lost when the eventual apology came with an abundance of how badly this had affected the people who did the wrong thing. Just so you know that it is still all about them.
And we’re letting you know that you have been banded in with Trump.
They weren’t the only ones – here’s another wedding party of jerks.
JERK RATING 60%
LYLE SHELTON
Border crossing jerk
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Just another buffoon being a jerk about Covid.
JERK RATING 50%
TRUMP’S FAMILY
Offspring of the devil
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Ivanka and Jared Kushner for not allowing secret service to use one of their many toilets. Leaving US Government to spend $3000 a month to supply one.
Donald Trump Jnr continuing his father’s fine work.
Melania for ending her term as First Lady as miserable as she started it.
And whoever the other ones are and whatever they’ve done.
JERK RATING 100%
MORE CELEBRITY COVID HYPOCRITES
Meh
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Celebrities have been among the biggest pains in the arse during Coronavirus.
Moaning about lockdown in mansions the size of apartment blocks in Europe that house 100’s of people.
And telling people to do the right thing during Covid lockdown while extending two fingers to the rest of the world as they live it up.
JERK RATING 20%
HORSE RACETRACK INVADER
Idiot
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Running onto a track with racing horses steaming down the straight isn’t a very good idea.
That’s why most people don’t, no matter the level of intoxication or net betting result.
JERK RATING 1%
QUEENSLAND BOY, 17, KILLS PREGNANT WOMAN AND PARTNER
Wasn’t quite enough just to be a Car thief
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Kid steals car.
Kid crashes into cars.
Kid crashes into Tow Truck and then kills two innocent bystanders.
Kid will probably get a few years and spend a small portion of that where he belongs.
Kid will probably break the law again.
JERK RATING 100%
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