Never fear Donald, you may not have won the US Election, but you can help yourself to the title of Donald Trump Jerk of the Month October 2020 Winner.
Not that this is the first monthly or annual win in this category, but it will hopefully provide some solace at the lowest ebb.
Donald Trump won all of the legal votes from our website, and have no fear that zero illegal ballots have been counted here. We know the rules, and know we won’t stand for it.
No complicated college system or vote counting procedure here. We simply asked the question of the biggest jerk for October 2020, and the very few readers of The Gurgler combined to let you know that you are fairly and squarely the biggest jerk of the month. If not 2020. But that vote is coming soon.
No doubt you’ll win that one in a landslide.
In a proud moment you managed to beat your own relatives to the top prize as well this month.
And we get the feeling, that with your reluctance to leave the White House, that we’ll see your name again in November. And December. And probably January too. Hopefully by mid 2021 you are in jail and less likely to jerk. Well, not that kind if jerk. Jerk.
For now, hat off, hand on heart, and salute, to your new title – Donald Trump Jerk of the Month October 2020 Winner.
RESULTS – October 2020 Jerk of the Month
No analysts required here. Just a simple vote early, vote often policy with each vote counting as ever.
- DONALD J TRUMP 38%, 25 votes25 votes 38%25 votes - 38% of all votes
- DONALD TRUMP JNR 15%, 10 votes10 votes 15%10 votes - 15% of all votes
- JARED KUSHNER 15%, 10 votes10 votes 15%10 votes - 15% of all votes
- CORONAVIRUS aka COVID-19 14%, 9 votes9 votes 14%9 votes - 14% of all votes
- QATAR ARIWAYS 14%, 9 votes9 votes 14%9 votes - 14% of all votes
- MAX VERSTAPPEN 3%, 2 votes2 votes 3%2 votes - 3% of all votes
- GREG NORMAN 2%, 1 vote1 vote 2%1 vote - 2% of all votes
DONALD TRUMP JERK OF THE MONTH WINNER
POS-US and you can guess what the J stands for.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
One can only hope that this will be one of the last monthly nominations for Trump, with the election looming on Tuesday US time.
But given the past 4 years, there’s likely to be much worse ahead.
It is hard to point out exact moments of jerk that led to this month’s nominations, so here are a few of the greatest hits.
- Doctors get more money if people die of Covid
- Doing a drive by of his fans outside of his hospital whilst in full Covid mode.
- Theatrics of ripping off the face mask on arrival back from hospital.
- Alleged Superman Stunt
- Declaring no Christmas if Joe Biden wins election.
- For consistently telling everyone Covid is done and dusted despite breaking through 100K daily cases.
- His “effort” at dancing to the YMCA
JERK RATING 2000%
D – 200/10 I – 200/10 C – 200/10
October 2020 Jerk of the Month Other Nominations Form Guide
You may notice the Jerk Rating with each nomination, an explanation of the D, I and C is available at the end.
JERK – CORONAVIRUS aka COVID-19
Pandemic with menace
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Not that Coronavirus was ever funny, but it is even less so now.
With Europe heading back into lockdown, and daily cases record being smashed in so many countries. Coronavirus continues to ruin lives and livelihoods around the world.
Except for the USA, which we’re told that it is either completely over or turning the corner.
JERK RATING 1000%
D – 100/10 I – 100/10 C – 100/10
JERK – DONALD TRUMP JNR
Son of Jerk
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Being related to a jerk is not usually the only reason to be nominated for Jerk of the Month.
Except if your father is the world’s biggest jerk.
Not to be outdone in the lying department, Trump Jnr’s assertion that Covid deaths were down to nothing was a highlight.
JERK RATING 100%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 10/10
JERK – JARED KUSHNER
Son In Law of Jerk
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For proving that his father in law has done more for African Americans than any other President with this beaut.
JERK RATING 100%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 10/10
JERK – GREG NORMAN
Top golfer, top man.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
We do love Greg Norman, but to come out for Trump this week makes us a little sad.
And then he said he may be returning to Australia soon, so all is forgiven.
JERK RATING 0%
D – 0/10 I – 0/10 C – 0/10
JERK – MAX VERSTAPPEN
F1 Ace with attitude
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Max Verstappen is very fast, but can be a bit of a jerk on track and off track.
This month’s nomination is for offending the Mongolian community with a blast at fellow driver Lance Stroll, who may well deserve to be yelled at and almost joining this group for a nomination, but perhaps not as offensive as Max’s effort.
JERK RATING 5%
D – 5/10 I – 4/10 C – 6/10
JERK – QATAR ARIWAYS
Airline with service that wasn’t on the brochure.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For strip searching passengers on one of their flights.
JERK RATING 80%
D – 10/10 I – 8/10 C – 6/10
