The votes have been recorded and Donald Trump and the Victorian Porsche driver are joint winners of April 2020 Jerk of the Month.
This is some kind of achievement for the Victorian Porsche driver, to be found to be just as bad and hated as Donald Trump.
Fair enough too, given the spray he gave to dying officers about sushi, who couldn’t see ol’ Don being more worried about things other than dying people.
Perhaps it was just fate that these two put on their worst performance together in April 2020. Walking off into the sunset together, arms around each other, with their April 2020 Jerk of the Month medals tight around their necks.
One could face jail, the other will no doubt be here next month, demanding another medal, although he will have to fend off a footballer or two for May’s Jerk of the Month….
WINNER – DONALD TRUMP
POS-US
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Well, where do you start.
Here is a man who said that the cure can’t be worse than the problem itself when discussing Coronavirus in the USA, and you could argue that he is also a four letter word starting with cu that is worse than the problem.
What has he done in April to deserve a Jerk of the Month nomination? Plenty, and the list is below.
Suggesting UV and Bleach to kill Coronavirus
Talking about how brilliant an enemy Coronavirus is.
Blaming Obama for Coronavirus.
JERK RATING 2000%
D – 200/10 I – 200/10 C – 200/10
JERK – VICTORIAN PORSCHE DRIVER
Alleged Speeding Buffoon
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally a Porsche driver is close to Jerk of the Month nominations purely on their smugness for having the fancy sportscar, and even worse those that feel the need for a Porsche SUV type car, just to let you know how many money they have to waste.
But this month saw a Porsche driver demand entry in the Jerk of the Month nomination with a performance that put him into Trump territory.
This Victorian Porsche driver had been a big enough jerk by allegedly doing over 140km/h on the highway, and because of his selfish jerkery four police officers had to be there to stop him and take his car. Sadly, the four officers were killed, and all would still be alive if not for this jerk.
But worse was to come as he allegedly abused a dying officer because the poor baby wanted sushi (of all things) and allegedly took photos of the scene.
Thankfully he is heading through the legal process, where his sushi roll may involve himself in the middle of two large fellow crims.
JERK RATING 1480%
D – 400/10 I – 40/10 C – 4/10
VOTING RESULTS – April 2020 Jerk of the Month
Here’s the final voting for April 2020 Jerk of the Month.
April 2020 Jerk of the Month Other Nominations
JERK – CORONAVIRUS aka COVID-19
Pandemic with menace
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For stuffing the entire world.
JERK RATING 1000%
D – 100/10 I – 100/10 C – 100/1
JERK – PETE EVANS
Celebrity chef and complete bullshitter.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
A former winner of Jerk of the Month in March 2017, host of Cook, Cry, Repeat TV drivel MKR Evans is back in the Jerk spotlight for trying to push a $15,000 device that fights Coronavirus.
Not content with telling everyone what to eat and do, he provided his “miracle cure” at the low price that only people in a very small category of people can afford. Idiots with too much money. Since a large chunk of Australians have lost jobs, or are suffering some loss income, it shows what a jerk he is.
Thankfully he has received comeuppance in the form of a $25K fine, and a Jerk of the Month nomination for April.
JERK RATING 73%
D – 8/10 I – 4/10 C – 10/10
JERK – SOCIAL DISTANCING HYPOCRITES
Big, fat hypocrites, but hey they are politicians.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
There’s nothing more annoying during our social distancing lockdown when people flaunt the rules most of us are sticking to.
Even worse when they are broken by the people who should not only know better, but are telling us to do it.
Like the following hypocrites….
New South Wales government minister.
JERK RATING 100%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 10/10
JERK – RUBY PRINCESS
Cruise Ship / Petri Dish
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally the worst things you can catch on a cruise is the occasional gastro, alcohol poisoning and 5kg. The Ruby Princess has change the worst case scenario after being a floating Covid Palace.
Responsible for an alarming % of infections and deaths, this cruise ship has been one of the biggest jerks for Australia ‘s battle with Coronavirus.
It has finally been sent on its way, unlikely to return to our shores for a while. Pity a few of the above aren’t on board.
JERK RATING 83%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 5/10
JERK – NSW HEALTH MINISTER
Minister for Health
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For his handling of the above.
JERK RATING 83%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 5/10
JERK – MESUT OZIL
Selfish Footballer
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Footballers are a pretty selfish lot usually, but most during this Coronavirus crisis have shown the good they can do. Taking pay cuts from their ridiculous salaries, doing charity work, and posting videos to keep spirits up.
Not everyone though.
Mezut Ozil is refusing to take a pay cut in the current climate, which given his reported salary in 2018 was 15.6 million GBP is worth a Jerk of the Month nomination, or two.
Let’s hope he gets what he deserves, being completely frozen out at Arsenal and a new contract in the Chinese Super League.
JERK RATING 67%
D – 10/10 I – 2/10 C – 8/10
JERK – CHANNEL NEIN
Struggling unpopular broadcaster
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally they would have received a nomination by now for their appallingly biased and slack broadcast of rugby league, but with no actual on field they decided to get on their high horse about the NRL.
We’ve already given them the spray they deserve, but it wouldn’t be complete without a Jerk of the Month nomination.
They’ve thrown around demands and criticisms at the NRL and attempt at the 2020 season restart, and while some of their words against the NRL are fair enough, their demand to stop the 2020 season can go and f— off. And have a programming list that is made completely of rancid reality TV, Lego, and worse still ACA.
JERK RATING 90%
D – 9/10 I -9/10 C – 9/10
JERK – SAM NEWMAN
Former TV personality
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Sam Newman is quite the jerk in general, he made a TV career out of it.
He appears to be missing the limelight as he is currently taking on Coronavirus for his golfing leisure.
Nothing like a jerk ex AFL player, TV loudmouth to tell us what we already don’t know about Coronavirus.
JERK RATING 1000%
D – 100/10 I – 100/10 C – 100/10
Understand the New D.I.C. Jerk Rating system
A new feature for 2020 is the enhanced Jerk rating to go along with the Jerk of the Month form guide each month.
Previously it was just a flat /10 mark, but we think there’s more layers than that. What needs to be considered is how big the jerk act was in the current month compared to their usual way of life. How important the person is, i.e. a person who should know/do better or just a random person who couldn’t help themselves. Finally, how consistently a jerk they are. The more they are, the more they deserve your vote in general.
D – Dastardly – For instance, a random footballer king hitting a referee is pretty bad, where yet another tantrum from a Tomic type person would be lower.
I – Importance – Was the jerk act at a big event, captured the world’s attention, or made by someone in a position who should know plenty better.
C – Consistency – Is the person a Jerk all the time, and with each new month’s nomination grows into your vote.
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