It’s so hard to tell what or month it is at the moment, so it may come as a surprise it is time for the April 2020 Jerk of the Month nominations.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise that the April 2020 Jerk of the Month nominations are once again dominated by coronavirus related jerkery.
It’s not just the virus itself who is the potential Jerk of the Month, it is the worst collection of jerks who have highlighted the worst of humanity.
Enjoy the list and vote for as many of these entries for April 2020 Jerk of the Month as you like.
VOTE NOW – April 2020 Jerk of the Month
They asked for it, and you can spread the justice, more for one or many of your “favourite” people or things for April 2020 Jerk of the Month.
April 2020 Jerk of the Month Nomination Form Guide
JERK – CORONAVIRUS aka COVID-19
Pandemic with menace
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For stuffing the entire world.
JERK RATING 1000%
D – 100/10 I – 100/10 C – 100/10
JERK – DONALD TRUMP
POS-US
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Well, where do you start.
Here is a man who said that the cure can’t be worse than the problem itself when discussing Coronavirus in the USA, and you could argue that he is also a four letter word starting with cu that is worse than the problem.
What has he done in April to deserve a Jerk of the Month nomination? Plenty, and the list is below.
Suggesting UV and Bleach to kill Coronavirus
Talking about how brilliant an enemy Coronavirus is.
Blaming Obama for Coronavirus.
JERK RATING 2000%
D – 200/10 I – 200/10 C – 200/10
JERK – VICTORIAN PORSCHE DRIVER
Alleged Speeding Buffoon
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally a Porsche driver is close to Jerk of the Month nominations purely on their smugness for having the fancy sportscar, and even worse those that feel the need for a Porsche SUV type car, just to let you know how many money they have to waste.
But this month saw a Porsche driver demand entry in the Jerk of the Month nomination with a performance that put him into Trump territory.
This Victorian Porsche driver had been a big enough jerk by allegedly doing over 140km/h on the highway, and because of his selfish jerkery four police officers had to be there to stop him and take his car. Sadly, the four officers were killed, and all would still be alive if not for this jerk.
But worse was to come as he allegedly abused a dying officer because the poor baby wanted sushi (of all things) and allegedly took photos of the scene.
Thankfully he is heading through the legal process, where his sushi roll may involve himself in the middle of two large fellow crims.
JERK RATING 1480%
D – 400/10 I – 40/10 C – 4/10
JERK – PETE EVANS
Celebrity chef and complete bullshitter.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
A former winner of Jerk of the Month in March 2017, host of Cook, Cry, Repeat TV drivel MKR Evans is back in the Jerk spotlight for trying to push a $15,000 device that fights Coronavirus.
Not content with telling everyone what to eat and do, he provided his “miracle cure” at the low price that only people in a very small category of people can afford. Idiots with too much money. Since a large chunk of Australians have lost jobs, or are suffering some loss income, it shows what a jerk he is.
Thankfully he has received comeuppance in the form of a $25K fine, and a Jerk of the Month nomination for April.
JERK RATING 73%
D – 8/10 I – 4/10 C – 10/10
JERK – SOCIAL DISTANCING HYPOCRITES
Big, fat hypocrites, but hey they are politicians.
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
There’s nothing more annoying during our social distancing lockdown when people flaunt the rules most of us are sticking to.
Even worse when they are broken by the people who should not only know better, but are telling us to do it.
Like the following hypocrites….
New South Wales government minister.
JERK RATING 100%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 10/10
JERK – RUBY PRINCESS
Cruise Ship / Petri Dish
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally the worst things you can catch on a cruise is the occasional gastro, alcohol poisoning and 5kg. The Ruby Princess has change the worst case scenario after being a floating Covid Palace.
Responsible for an alarming % of infections and deaths, this cruise ship has been one of the biggest jerks for Australia ‘s battle with Coronavirus.
It has finally been sent on its way, unlikely to return to our shores for a while. Pity a few of the above aren’t on board.
JERK RATING 83%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 5/10
JERK – NSW HEALTH MINISTER
Minister for Health
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
For his handling of the above.
JERK RATING 83%
D – 10/10 I – 10/10 C – 5/10
JERK – MESUT OZIL
Selfish Footballer
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Footballers are a pretty selfish lot usually, but most during this Coronavirus crisis have shown the good they can do. Taking pay cuts from their ridiculous salaries, doing charity work, and posting videos to keep spirits up.
Not everyone though.
Mezut Ozil is refusing to take a pay cut in the current climate, which given his reported salary in 2018 was 15.6 million GBP is worth a Jerk of the Month nomination, or two.
Let’s hope he gets what he deserves, being completely frozen out at Arsenal and a new contract in the Chinese Super League.
JERK RATING 67%
D – 10/10 I – 2/10 C – 8/10
JERK – CHANNEL NEIN
Struggling unpopular broadcaster
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Normally they would have received a nomination by now for their appallingly biased and slack broadcast of rugby league, but with no actual on field they decided to get on their high horse about the NRL.
We’ve already given them the spray they deserve, but it wouldn’t be complete without a Jerk of the Month nomination.
They’ve thrown around demands and criticisms at the NRL and attempt at the 2020 season restart, and while some of their words against the NRL are fair enough, their demand to stop the 2020 season can go and f— off. And have a programming list that is made completely of rancid reality TV, Lego, and worse still ACA.
JERK RATING 90%
D – 9/10 I -9/10 C – 9/10
JERK – SAM NEWMAN
Former TV personality
Why have they been such a jerk this month?
Sam Newman is quite the jerk in general, he made a TV career out of it.
He appears to be missing the limelight as he is currently taking on Coronavirus for his golfing leisure.
Nothing like a jerk ex AFL player, TV loudmouth to tell us what we already don’t know about Coronavirus.
JERK RATING 1000%
D – 100/10 I – 100/10 C – 100/10
