With the launch of new series of the tremendous television that is The Batchelorette and Love Island, and the behemoth of The Block nearing its drawn out conclusion, it is the perfect time for our TV channel Gurglervision to launch our upcoming new Reality TV shows.
With the TV ratings season almost at an end, there’s nothing like a batch of brand new Reality TV shows to get the people pressing that remote.
There’s something for everyone, or unless you don’t like new Reality TV shows, or any Reality TV.
JERK @ WORK
The sad fact of life is that you sometimes spend more time with your work colleagues than family and friends, which is all good if you like them, but most people have at least one person they don’t like.
Our first new Reality TV show allows people to sign up, and they nominate a work colleague that gives them the irits. Then over a two week period the two people are followed by our TV cameras going about their normal day, and with us throwing a few challenges in.
Of course there will be actors employed as white coat wearing workplace relations experts. Just the way you like it.
By the end of the two weeks, the general public are allowed to vote on which of the two is the biggest Jerk @ Work.
The person with the fewest votes a Jerk gets a 5% pay rise effective immediately, the other person is fired.
THE BACHELOR – SUGAR DADDY
First there was The Bachelor, then The Bachelorette, now it is time to find love for all the Dr Edelstens out there.
Following the same format as the mainstream Bachelor contests, The Bachelor Sugar Daddy will have the usual house filled with the most diverse range of plasticified young gold diggers, trying to find some wrinkled love, and the giant wallet that comes with it.
Special dates will beheld at local bowls clubs, RSLs, and the big formal event at Twin Towns.
One twist could be that the Sugar Daddy in question isn’t really loaded with cas anyway, and the lucky contestants are vying for just a regular pensioner.
WILL YOU GET IT?
A series of 10 weekly episodes where the wills of loved ones is read out to the families and friends with cameras capturing it all.
The twist is we throw people in the room that are paid actors who have nothing to do with deceased.
With reality TV style interviews with each person explaining what you have just seen, you won’t miss any of the drama.
CAN YOUR BEAR IT?
This is based on the Seven Year Itch or Wife Swap shows.
Instead of the mathematically and scientifically determined partner swaps, we swap the wife of the partnership with a bear.
Or a Lion, Tigers, or another deadly animal.
After one night locked up in the marital home with a deadly beast, we’ll all see just how bad the marriage/partnership in question really is.
INTERVENTIONS LIVE
Interventions are great entertainment usually, so why not get a camera in there recording all the emotion, fighting, and nice tears.
Why not turn a deadly drug or alcohol into pure entertainment.
