Our alternative look at life – The Gurgler Six Pack returns to address who should be the new Masterchef judge for the new season.
Not that we watch the cook then cry special, but it does provide an opportunity to provide some special alternatives that occasional start off semi reasonable and up end completely absurd or ridiculous.
Channel 10 are looking for New Masterchef Judge Alternatives, and they’ll probably go with someone like Coles frontman Curtis Stone, and a handful of ex-contestants, but that’s boring, and we have some alternatives for them to think about.
New Masterchef Judge Alternatives
ADAM RICHMAN
Going for Quantity over Quality we suggest Adam Richamn as a New Masterchef Judge Alternatives.
Perhaps with having the man famed for eating contests, future Masterchef contestants will offer up the occasional eating contest or platter of food.
It would send Masterchef in a new and most welcome direction. Enough guormet food, more pig out.
IAIN “HUEY” HEWITSON
Huey loves Garlic, Onion, Chilli in everything.
And there should be more of it in Masterchef if they want us to be bothered.
So there should be more of Iain “Huey” Hewitson as a new Masterchef Judge alternative.
PETER RUSSELL CLARKE
Where’s the Cheese? And where’s the demand for Peter Russell Clarke as a new Masterchef judge.
The man famous for his little segment on ABC TV back in the day, and more recently a foul mouthed out-take clip, should get a chance to prove his worth to the food industry again, by running the rule over the budding amateur cooks.
The below Youtube clip is not for kids, although they would still enjoy his work on the New Masterchef.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0X-OBEgkas
THE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE PORRIDGE BOY
Masterchef judges don’t necessarily need to make friends, they are there to judge food.
Has there been a tougher critic in the past few decades than the That’s Not How You Make Porridge Boy.
His insistence on the breakfast craft being done properly is just what a potential New Masterchef Judge should be like.
And importantly he still shovels it down despite not agreeing with the process.
TODD CARNEY
If he is willing drink his own piss, then surely being served up some Masterchef gear would bring him to the table.
And there’s not much rugby league to get in the way.
BERNARD TOMIC
Well, he’s not playing much tennis, and can do with the money.
Jerk.
