Bernard Tomic Jerk of the Month Winner July 2019

The votes have been counted, and it is no surprise that we name Bernard Tomic Jerk of the Month winner for July 2019.

This month sees some usual suspects nominated, and a few fresh faces in the running for Jerk of the Month gold.

Follow the full list of jerk-worthy nominations below and the Jerk Form Guide to why they were selected.

Whoever wins the July 2019 Jerk of the Month is up to you. So, go to our poll below, and as ever, vote early and vote often.

BERNARD TOMIC Jerk of the Month Winner

Why did he win the Jerk?

Wimbledon? Check.

Bernard Tomic tank? Check.

Jerk of the Month nomination? Check.

They say “The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour”,

July 2020 Jerk of the Month nomination. Check.

Although after the All England club fined him his entire “earnings”, and rejected his appeal with some savage commentary on his career, he may not get the chance to disappoint and embarrass himself next year.

Jerk Rating: 10/10

RESULTS  – July 2019 Jerk of the Month

Vote for as many of the this month’s Jerk nominations as you like. They’ve asked for it. As in, you can vote for more than one person.

Other July 2019 Jerk of the Month Nominations

2ND – GEORGE CALOMBARIS

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Working in the food industry already sucks enough, always working weekends, being yelled at by grumpy chefs and being paid a pittance per hour for it.

So to not pay your staff fairly is the work of a jerk.

Especially if you then keep presenting yourself on TV, lapping up the attention and big bucks for eating food.

Serve yourself with a side of jerk for July George.

Jerk Rating: 180F/10

3RD – DONALD TRUMP

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Donald Trump is not a racist.

He is the greatest President ever.

His twitter account is the truth everyone needs to hear.

He’s a great public speaker.

He’ll love our July 2019 Jerk of the Month nomination.

Jerk Rating: 10/10

4TH – CHANNEL NEIN

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Standard post Origin series nomination for making us sit through their coverage.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

5TH – SUN YANG

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For many reasons, but the fallout of the protests by fellow compeditors who don’t believe he is clean.

Some could argue that at least he makes the dreary sport that is swimming interesting, some argue he is a massive drug cheat who should be wiped out of the sport and the protesters cheered. But we say on the record XX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX XXXXX.

Although, after an Australian was busted for drug use, we don’t look so clever now do we with our protests and howls of cheating.

Jerk Rating: 8/10

6TH – FABIO FOGNINI

Why nominated for the Jerk?

A step down from angry gamers is the professional tennis player. 

The Jerk of the Month is more often than not filled with such wild beasts, there must be something in the grass/clay/hardcourt that makes them so angry.

Onwards to  Fabio Fognini. The Italian who had previously been in trouble for abusing officials, was getting beaten by the delightfully named Tennys Sandgren in a third round clash.

Blaming the court and various gods from ancient times, Fognini went on to say the All England Club needed to be bombed.

Just lovely.

Lovely enough for a July 2019 Jerk of the Month nomination.

Jerk Rating: 7-6(12)/10

7TH – Luke ‘MrDeadMoth’ Munday

Why nominated for the Jerk?

MrDeadmoth aka who cares made headlines for trowing a hissyfit while gaming and assaulting his partner in front of thie children, and the world via the PC.

The incident happened last year, but the court case was in July, so hence the nomination, and that he missed the cut for December.

Gaming can be frustrating. We remember wasted hours as a youth trying to clock various Sonic the Hedgehog version, Ghouls & Ghosts, Altered Beast, and sighing at the 200 levels of Teddy Boy.

But is it worth assaulting someone over. No.

The only form of media that makes us want to punch a brick wall is A Current Affair and any relationship base reality TV. But only our knuckles hurt from that stupidity. Unlike MrDeadMoth.

Although for balance we should add that the partner was charged this month for assaulting MrDeadMoth back.

What a wonderful house that must be for two young children to grow up in.

Jerk Rating: 9.99/10

2019 JERK OF THE MONTH HALL OF FAME

Here’s this months winner so far.

All go into the end of season Jerk of the Year draw.

June 2019 – Israel Folau

May 2019 – Nick Kyrgios

April 2019 – Fraser Anning & Foxtel

March 2019 – Fraser Anning & Christchurch Shooter

February 2019 – MKR & Tara McWilliams

January 2019 – Tennis Jerks, Fox Cricket, Channel Seven