To the joy of very few Australian comes the news of another cracking reality TV show, this the dross being served up is the return of the Channel Seven Full Monty show.
If you weren’t aware, this is where a bunch of Channel 7 personalities and various grade of letter celebrities do a Full Monty.
Sure it won’t be as bad as MAFS, but only being drilled from to ear is worse.
Whether we like the new Channel Seven Full Monty show is irrelevant, because we’re only interested in providing an alternative cast for the cheap amusement of ourselves, and two others.
So here is our alternative Channel Seven Full Monty Cast.
GREG NORMAN
Many visitors to this website will recall the nude shots of Greg Norman, and most will admire how good the former number 1 golfer in the world is going at his age.
Who better to get our Alternative Channel Seven Full Monty Cast stared than a man who needs only a hat and an audience.
He’s not even wearing a smile.
ISRAEL FOLAU
After winning June 2019 Jerk of the Month, and managing to massage millions out of his followers for his legal case against Rugby Australia, perhaps Folau would like a change of pace.
Given his strong links to religion, what better way to show his faith than to go All-Adam on national TV.
For dramatic licence a tempting snake could be worked into the act.
BERNARD TOMIC
What better way for the world’s nudest professional tennis player to win back the Australian public than with a little Full Monty work in prime time.
It would be the only time Tomic would feature in prime time on Australian TV, as he would have to win a tennis match at next year’s Australian Open to do that on his sporting ability.
HUMPHREY B BEAR
With everyone looking to bring back retro, why not the larger than life former children’s show stalwart.
As he is down to a vest and straw hat only, it does take out some of the mystery and anticipation for the audience. But no one works a feverish audience like HBB.
BARNABY JOYCE
Many people wondered when the news of his affair broke out, how did he manage to bat so far above his average.
Well time to see why in our Alternative Channel Seven Full Monty Cast.
Should pick up audiences in the regions nicely too.
