A month comes around so quickly and so does another fresh batch O jerks and the March 2019 Jerk of the Month nominations.
There’s been some awful things happen in March, so rounding up some March 2019 Jerks of the Month nominations wasn’t hard.
Although worth noting that it is the first non Trump month for a long time. Although his smugness after the Mueller report was handed down almost got him a nod.
Who’s the biggest jerk for the month? It is up to you, the reader of this website to choose one or many of the people and things up for March 2019 Jerk of the Month nominations.
Quality over Quantity for a change.
FORM GUIDE – March 2019 Jerk of the Month
GEORGE PELL
Why nominated for the Jerk?
For confirming the hypocracy of religion by being found guilty of of child sexual abuse after his trial in Melbourne.
Was once a big man on campus in the Vatican, now simply in the can. And can look forward to many types of sermons inside.
He might even find the Body of Christ a few times.
Was going to be the month’s sole nomination until the month got worse.
Jerk Rating: 10/10
ACCUSED CHRISTCHURCH SHOOTER
Why nominated for the Jerk?
There’s no justification for shooting innocent people. Let alone 50 of them praying in a church.
And to record it live on Youtube.
Perhaps Youtube could make people apply to live broadcast and check their page before allowing it.
Jerk Rating: 10/10
FRASER ANNING
Why nominated for the Jerk?
Less so for his comments after the shooting, and the handling of Eggboy, and more so for his parading himself around the country like he is a man of the people.
This Jerk is only in Canberra because he was the third ranked One Nation senate candidate, an a quirk in how senate voting works along party lines. Not because of the people.
The 19 people that personally gave him a vote at the last election.
Jerk Rating: 19/10
MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT (ENTIRE SHOW)
Why nominated for the Jerk?
We have already moaned about that MAFS claims to be a social experiment. And the executive producer did win the February 2019 Jerk of the Month.
But it is hard to read any news website in Australia without a headline from the lowest place on earth. And we aren’t talking about the Mariana Trench.
So to be nominated alongside a homicidal maniac, a child abusing priest, and Fraser Anning shows you just the depth in which MAFS (and Channel Nein in turn) swims and an indication of the people who are on the show, produce the show, and claim to be an expert on the show.
Jerk Rating: 9/10
VOTE NOW – March 2019 Jerk of the Month
Vote for as many of the this month’s Jerk nominations as you like. They’ve asked for it.
