More Evidence to Clive Palmer’s Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory

Clive Palmer’s push for parliament continued during the week with an extraordinary ad relating to a Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory based on an airstrip in Western Australia.

Many have ridiculed his latest beef and theory on a Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory, but what if he is right.

What if there really is a Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory happening under our nose and only Clive Palmer is seeing the signs.

The investigative team at The Gurgler website has spent the last week scouring the nation for other potential signs of places and things around Australia that could be another sign of a Chinese Takeover of Australia.

Here are the findings of the best work of our investigations team.

More Potential Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory Locations

Bribie Island

With just the Pumicestone Passage separating Bribie Island to mainland Australia, Bribie Island is a perfect example of a location that could lead to a Chinese Takeover of Australia Theory.

And so close to Clive Palmer’s base on the Sunshine Coast.

With a decent road bridge from Bribie Island to the mainland, it would be easy to quickly get tanks and trucks on the way to the capital of Queensland.

They could also train in secret at Poverty Point to prepare themselves for the Australian Climate.

Or perhaps the excellent boat ramps at Ningi and Toorbul could accommodate a mass landing of Chinese Troops. As would the Big Fish Hotel for a feed and a drink not far down the road, before they began their assault on Brisbane, then Australia.

Bee Gees Way

Even wondered why an abandoned lane in Redcliffe previously used for throwing up in after a big night was converted into a Bee Gees memorial so quickly?

The answer is Chinese investment.

Why? Because the statues are in fact pieces of surveillance equipment, full of the latest Chines Military technology which is secretly obtaining conversations, and profiling Australians for a potential Chinese Takeover of Australia.

Who knew there’d be more to Stayin’ Alive than just a song.

The Twelve Apostles

If an obscure runway in Northern Western Australia is proof of a Chinese Takeover of Australia, then surely some giant pillars off the coast of Victoria is a suspicious piece of Australian geography.

Our investigative team has found the twelve apostles would be the perfect landing spot for Chinese Military Helicopters, and with the Great Ocean Road a scenic march to the second biggest city in Australia, perhaps Australian should be worried at more potential evidence of a Chinese Takeover of Australia.

Central Coast Stadium

Ever wondered about the giant Sauce Bottles and Palm Trees at the Central Coast Stadium in Gosford aka Graham Park.

After a few Toohey’s Old at the Central Coast Leagues Club, our investigators guessed that the palm trees are in fact latest technology radar equipment, as are the giant Masterfoods sauce bottles. What other explanation can there be for giant sauce bottles? Apart from the fact that Masterfoods is one of the biggest employers in the Central Coast region. Facts schmacts.

Real fact is Chinese love football and sauce, so unknown to Australians all these years.

Maybe all of the above are the main reason the Usain Bolt experiment didn’t work out this year. Perhaps the Chinese didn’t want any further potential worldwide media exposure into their clandestine Chinese Takeover of Australia.

The ‘Gabba

Is there any real reason why Brisbane’s premier circular stadium has been left in an ordinary status quo while Perth and Adelaide get shiny new stadiums or makeovers?

It is not that the Queensland government has no money to do it, but that they are leaving it as is due to a potential Chinese Takeover of Australia.

The Gabba, as it is currently known before the Queensland Government change the name. Notice the Queensland Government are more interested in the name change than actually improving facilities. 

Our investigative team’s mail is that the naming rights will go to a company with Chinese links. Coincidence?

They have even installed a pool for summer cricket matches in preparation of being able to look after tens of thousands of Chinese troops. Did you really think it was a marketing gimmick? 

Willowbank Raceway

If Clive Palmer is going crazy about a runway in remote Western Australia, then why isn’t he more worried about a quarter of a mile piece of tarmac with an hour of Brisbane?

Is it any coincidence that the recent Centenary Motorway extension through Springfield and beyond has come in the same period of Chinese strengthening their position on the world’s economic stage.

Of course not.

In the meantime drag cars, funny cars or souped-up motorbikes run down the “runway” every now again, providing a distraction for the massive planes that will be coming any year now in the potential Chinese Takeover of Australia.