Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Serbia v Switzerland World Cup Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for the second Group E game which very few would have thought interesting before the World Cup, and still may not care about. A shame, it could be good.
If you have visited us before, you’ll know for all of the Group Stage matches we have gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date. We hope that has worked out for you.
With the next round of Group stage matches kicking off, why would we change the format.
We throw in some barely interesting stats that you impress the many people in your life at work, home, or in your nearest, friendliest spa.
So time to get into the second round of fixtures with a look forward to the Serbia v Switzerland World Cup Action.
A WHO CARES SERBIA v SWITZERLAND WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Nil
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Saturday 23rd June @ 1am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
Wake Up – could be a good one, but no point losing too much sleep after staying up for Brazil. Or do a One-Eye Couch Crash where you are essentially asleep but wake every ten minutes to check the score.
The story…
Serbia needed a super free kick to get past Costa Rica, and sit on top after the first round of games. That puts them in a great situation if they win tonight, and certainly applies some real pressure on Switzerland, and Brazil. A draw would certainly make it interesting. This was originally a game between the two sides most likely to fight it out for second, but first round results makes this game important for everyone. And if the Brazil result goes against expectations, then it could seriously interesting in Group E.
| Group E | PL | W | D | L | GF – GA | PTS |
| Serbia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 – 0 | 3 |
| Brazil | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 – 1 | 1 |
| Switzerland | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 – 1 | 1 |
| Costa Rica | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 – 1 | 0 |
Serbia 1 Costa Rica 0
Brazil 1 Switzerland 1
Brazil v Costa Rica
Serbia v Switzerland
Costa Rica v Switzerland
Brazil v Serbia
Our Bold Prediction…what we think will happen….
A feisty 1-1 and Mitrovic will score after taking him out of fantasy team.
What will probably happen….
A feisty 0-0 draw.
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The Swiss draw with Brazil shouldn’t have been that big a surprise as it was 2nd v 6trh in rankings. Group E features the teams which have the lowest (as is best) FIFA ranking.
IF the teams were cars they’d be….
Serbia – Saab
Switzerland – VW Golf
Odds
Serbia $2.70 Switzerland $2.90
Draw $3.00 0-0 $6.50
1-1 $6.00
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Draw $3.00
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Neither – Draw
BEST BADGE – Switzerland
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Nil – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Nil – Draw
BASED ON OUR BEST BETS – Neither – Draw
BEST TEAM NICKNAME – Los Cafeteros (The Coffee Makers) > National Team (Swiss)
Last two from our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Serbia
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Draw
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Draw
