Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Senegal v Poland World Cup Group H Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for the other Group H match which wraps up the first round of fixtures for the Group stage.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even on a horse at your local drive through bottleshop.
So onwards then, to the Senegal v Poland World Cup Group H Action.
A WHO CARES SENEGAL v POLAND WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Nil
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Tuesday 20 July at 1am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
Wake up – get some sleep and watch this on record, if the App works that is.
The story…
Poland are seen as one of those potential dark horses from Europe for this World Cup, there is usually two or three European teams that earn the title going into a tournament. One thing Poland do have over any other dark horse or even Group H opponent is a genuine top level goalscorer in Robert Lewandowski. The Bayern striker is wanted by many a club, and a great showing here for Poland could increase the weekly wage and prestige of the club. Similarly, Senegal are seen as an outside chance to progress from Group H and go even further. Like Egypt, they have a group in which progression looks capable of escape. The other two African teams have much harder groups. And their first up results don’t help.
Players to Watch
Sadio Mane (Senegal) / Robert Lewandowski (Poland)
Our Bold Prediction – What we think will happen….
Draw 1-1
Our Bold Prediction – What will probably happen….
Like the other African teams so far at the World Cup, Senegal will probably struggle early, go down 1-0 soon after the half hour through a Lewandowski goals, and then the game shuts up shop for the remainder.
Odds
Poland $2.30 Senegal $3.20
Draw $3.10 0-0 $7.50
Draw 1-1 $5.50
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Sadio Mane to score anytime @ $3.10
A World Cup Preview Haiku
Senegal’s Sane
A match for Lewandowski.
Forwards at their best.
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
Robert Lewandowski- Bayern Munich super striker was in good form during qualifying scoring a UEFA Qualifying high of 16 goals. But failed to have a shot on target during the Group Stage at the last Euros. The last time Senegal were at a World Cup (2002) they finished in the Quarter Finals and knocked out holders France in the Group Stage. Of the Africans teams who qualified, they only lost 2 games between them in qualifying. Senegal didn’t lose at all (4 wins 2 draws). Pressure is on though as no African wins yet.
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Neither – Draw
BEST BADGE – Senegal
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Neither – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Neither – Draw
BEST BETS – Poland
BEST NICKNAME – Lions of Teranga (Senegal) > Eagles (Poland)
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Senegal
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Poland
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Draw
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Draw
REVIEW
Stay tuned for the review after the game.
You know it will be just the amount of information you need.
