Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Belgium v Panama World Cup Group G Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for Belgiums first match of the 2018 World Cup.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even windsurfing.
Conveniently, due to our own apathy, you can come here for both the preview and review. So come back for a review of the game you can use quickly.
So onwards then, to the Belgium v Panama World Cup Group G Action.
A WHO CARES BELGIUM v PANAMA WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Nil
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Tuesday 19 July at 1am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
GET UP – Don’t worry about Sweden v South Korea at 10pm, have a powerr nap and get up for this one and England v Tunisia.
The story…
The big story is whether Belgium can break out of pre tournament banter of their inability to win anything. They’ll be described as a dark horse, but should they really, with quality players like Hazard, de Bruyne, Lukaku, and Courtois. Time to win something for Belgium and their fans. For Panama it is a different story. This is the first World Cup for Panama after many tries.
Players to Watch
Take your pick of the superstars, but against a weaker opposition, you usually find Lukaku scoring a goal or two. Before the harder opponents arrive that is. His goals will be important, so is the player to watch. Roman Torres is a national hero for Panama as he scored the winning goal to get them into big show.
Our Bold Prediction
Belgium 4-0
Odds
Belgium $1.16 Panama $21
Draw $7.00 0-0 $15.00
Belgium 6-0 10.00
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Lukaku to score 2 or more goals @ $4
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
Belgium scored a whopping 43 goals during their World Cup qualifying. Panama snuck in on the last round of qualifying at the USA’s expense. They actually ended up with a negative for and against after qualifying.
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Draw – Belgium
BEST BADGE – Panama
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Draw
BEST BETS – Belgium
BEST NICKNAME – Red Devils (Belgium) = The Red Tide (Panama)
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Panama
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Draw
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Draw
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Draw
REVIEW
Stay tuned for the review after the game.
You know it will be just the amount of information you need.
