Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Germany v Mexico World Cup Group F Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for the match up of the previous World Cup champions, and the other half of the Mexico-Portugal #TiesYouBet duo.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even to the man or woman with the hipster beard.
Conveniently, due to our own apathy, you can come here for both the preview and review. So come back for a review of the game you can use quickly.
So onwards then, to the Germany v Mexico World Cup Group F Action.
A WHO CARES GERMANY v MEXICO WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Germany 3 Draw 2 Mexico 0
Last Meeting
2017 Conf Cup Germany 4 Mexico 1
When is it? (AEST)
Monday 18 July at 1am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
Wake Up, this is the first of a Germany-Brazil double header. Two teams who could meet in the final.
The story…
The reigning Champions are in action for the first time and playing their toughest opponent in the Group stage. Will they lay down a big marker for the knockout stages ahead, or will their scratchy 2018 form continue? For Mexico it’s all about the other two games as they strive for the Round of 16 again.
Players to Watch
Timo Werner (Germany) – Javier Hernandez (Mexico)
Our Bold Prediction
Germany 3-1
Odds
Germany $1.48 Mexico $7.00
Draw $4.25 0-0 $12.00
Germany 3-1 $12.00
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Over 2.5 Goals @ $1.80
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
Mexico have been knocked out of the World Cup at Round of 16 for the last 6 World Cups.
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Germany
BEST BADGE – Germany
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Germany
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Germany
BEST BETS – Germany
BEST NICKNAME – Die Mannschaft (Germany) > El Tri (Mexico)
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Mexico
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Germany
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Mexico
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Germany
REVIEW
Stay tuned for the review after the game.
You know it will be just the amount of information you need.
