Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Costa Rica v Serbia World Cup Group E Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for the match up of two teams at the 2018 FIFA World Cup that we can always know more about.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even to your new found friend in he smoking area.
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So onwards then, to the Costa Rica v Serbia World Cup Group E Action.
A WHO CARES COSTA RICA v SERBIA WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Nil
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Sunday 17 July at 10pm
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
Catch Up, get to bed early, and save your lack of sleep for the Brazil-Germany double header on after this match.
The story…
Costa Rica were the surprise of the last World Cup in Brazil, and the Serbians look like they could well be that team this time around. They are only playing for second at best being lumped with Brazil in Group E. The loser of this has no hope for knockout football.
Players to Watch
Aleksandr Mitrovic (Serbia) – Keylor Navas (Costa Rica) who may well be busy.
Our Bold Prediction
Draw 2-0 Serbia
Odds
Costa Rica $4.75 Serbia $1.90
Draw $3.20 0-0 $7.00
Serbia 2-0 $8.00
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Aleksandr Mitrovic to score 2+ goals $7.50
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
Costa Rica got to the quarter finals in 2014, and didn’t lose during regular time at all. It took Holland on penalties to finally knock out the Costa Ricans.
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Draw – neither
BEST BADGE – Costa Rica
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Draw
BEST BETS – Serbia
BEST NICKNAME – White Eagles (Serbia) > Los Ticos (Costa Rica)
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Costa Rica
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Costa Rica
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Draw
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION -Costa Rica
REVIEW
Stay tuned for the review after the game.
You know it will be just the amount of information you need.
