Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Peru v Denmark World Cup Group C Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for the first of the matches from 2018 World Cup in Russia that don’t sound that exciting for a neutral but probably will be.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even to the dog as you take them for a walk around the park. One woof yes I’m interested, two woofs no.
Conveniently, due to our own apathy, you can come here for both the preview and review. So come back for a review of the game you can use quickly.
So onwards then, to the Peru v Denmark World Cup Group C Action.
A WHO CARES PERU v DENMARK WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
Nil
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Sunday 17 July at 2am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
Stay Up, go on, what’s a third game when you’ve already done a double header. There should be plenty to like too. As long as you’ve behaved yourself on the brews. OR you could be heading for a galactic hangover if you ever go to sleep.
The story…
The other “other teams” in Group C. Not as interesting for Australians as the Socceroos for obvious reasons, and not the big team with the big names you know.
They are likely fighting out for the second place but need to get insurance in case of an upset result further down the group stages. Denmark have Christian Eriksen, the Spurs midfielder who has been in sensational form for both his club and country. Peru have got their captain and star player back in Pablo Guerrero after his drugs ban was lifted for the World Cup. He duly saluted his return with 2 goals in a recent friendly.
Both of these teams needed playoffs to make World Cup. Throw in Australia and it was 3/4 teams needing the extra games.
Players to Watch
Pablo Guerrero (Peru) – Christian Eriksen (Denmark)
Our Bold Prediction
Peru 2-1
Odds
Peru $3.20 Denmark $2.35
Draw $3.10 0-0 $8.00
Peru 2-1 $12.00
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Guerrero First Goal @ $6.25
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
Peru beat New Zealand over a two leg playoff to make the World Cup, which is great for Peru, but a shame as we may have seen Australia v New Zealand at the World Cup.
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Peru – Best of all
BEST BADGE – Denmark
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Draw
BEST BETS – Denmark
BEST NICKNAME – The Incas = The Danish Dynamite
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Peru
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Denmark
AGAINST a 2YO / 5YO CHILD (Combined Effort) – Draw
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Denmark/Draw
REVIEW
Stay tuned for the review after the game.
You know it will be just the amount of information you need.
