Welcome to the Who Cares Guide to Morocco v Iran World Cup Group A Action. The Gurgler’s quick and easy guide for potentially the dullest match at this year’s World Cup.
We’ve gone to the minimal of effort, so you can go to even less to keep up to date.
Sure you can go to many, far better websites, blogs, and endless TV shows of varying quality, but none will attempt to put it in the style you want. As little effort as possible.
We’ll throw in some barely interesting stats that you can roll off at work, home, or even on public transport until the man reading the newspaper stuffs it in your mouth.
Conveniently, due to our own apathy, you can come here for both the preview and review.
So onwards then, to the Morocco v Iran World Cup Group A Action.
A WHO CARES MOROCCO v IRAN WORLD CUP PREVIEW
Head to Head Record
No previous meetings.
Last Meeting
Nil
When is it? (AEST)
Saturday June 16 – 1am
How Should I Watch It?
Should I Stay Up? (Must watch and Stay Up),
Get Up? (Gotta watch live with pre sleep),
Wake Up? (Record and Wake up Normal Time), or
Catch Up? (Check the Score and the Group table and move on)
A catch up one for sure.
The story
Both of these teams topped their qualifying with a minimum of fuss and goals conceded, and this appears like the most likely 0-0 draw in World Cup history.
However, with the two big teams playing each other on the other side of Group B, a win here over the other, and then causing nuisance value to either Spain or Portugal with a sneaky draw could be enough to squeeze through into an unexpected knockout stage end result.
Either way, there doesn’t look many goals in it.
Players to Watch
Alireza Jahanbakhsh (Iran) v Hakim Ziyech (Morocco)
Our Bold Prediction
A 0-0 Special
Odds
Morocco $2.25 Iran $3.60
Draw $2.90 0-0 $5.50
Courtesy of Neds Bet
Best Bet
Has to be 0-0 @ $5.50.
Bluff your way to World Cup expertise
These two teams conceded just 2 goals between them during qualifying for the World Cup
Who Will Win based on a bunch of Stats of varying use.
BEST KIT – Draw
BEST BADGE – Morocco
BEST HEAD TO HEAD – Draw
BEST MOST RECENT RESULT – Draw
BEST BETS – Morocco
BEST NICKNAME – Draw – Lions of Afrcac (Morocco) = Princes of Persia (Iran)
UNDERDOGS CHOICE – Iran
MUTTSTRADAMUS THE DOG SELECTS – Draw
V a 2YO or 5YO CHILD – Draw
From our previous discussion on how to pick World Cup winners.
STATS WINNING SELECTION – Draw
REVIEW
Stand by for the review after the game.
A WORLD CUP PREVIEW PODCAST
