Bill Cosby and MKR Wins April 2018 Jerk of the Month

The readers of this fine website have spoken, and they have awarded both Bill Cosby and MKR aka My Kitchen Rules the Jerk of the Month title for April 2018.

Both are famed for cooking things or adding special “flavour enhancers” for unsuspecting victims dining partners, one has been found guilty and faces a few decades behind bars. The other probably should.

For Bill Cosby, we now all know what the Jazz is all about, and it is one of those stories you know is only going to get worse. The famed Cosby Sweater can never be taken seriously again. And that little dance of his means something more.

MKR meanwhile has won for a few reasons, most of them are the fault of the producers who cook up every possible way to make drama out of a show that should be so simple. They encourage people to be awful, ensure there are enough tears to go around, and pay super douches Manou and Pete to carry on. Yes, we don’t have to watch, and we won’t. In its defence, at least Channel 7 don’t try and call it a ground breaking social experiment.

Another joint winner of the Jerk of the Month, and why should they be split. Is it tough that a TV Show be judged to be as bad as Bill Cosby? Depends on how much the TV show annoys you.

Further back, budding Tennis Jerk polled well, as they always do, perhaps it was the lack of Kyrgios and Tomic in April. Two cricketing Jerks were also on the same line, one for past crimes, the other for future crimes if he dares to go to Fox Sports and ruin our next Summer of Cricket like he has ruined so many before.

Two of the smuggest man on the planet didn’t win this month – Karl Stefanovic and Donald Trump, but you know they’ll be back for another nomination.

Fan’s choice Daly Cherry Evans, like Manly, was down towards the bottom of our voting. Don’t forget to nominate someone at anytime via our Facebook, Twitter, or email at contact@thegurgler.com. Even us.

As for the full results, they are below, with a voting turnout just under an A League game in New Zealand.

JERK OF THE MONTH APRIL 2018 RESULTS

So here are the official results for the 2018 April Jerk of the Month Poll.

Then there’s the monthly winners so far in 2018……

2018 JERK OF THE MONTH MONTHLY WINNERS SO FAR

David Warner will join the elite company that is our monthly Jerk of the Month winners. All will automatically qualify for the overall 2018 Jerk of the Year poll.

JANUARY – Bernard Tomic
FEBRUARY – Bernard Tomic, Anthony Mundine, Barnaby Joyce
MARCH – David Warner