As another month draws to a close it is time to recognise those who have gone over and above, and as such our February 2018 Jerk of the Month Nominations are here, and voting is now open.
It is another quality batch of jerks, and the winner of this month will automatically qualify for the annual vote, and join 2016 winners Channel Nein Cricket Commentary Team and 2017 Joint Winners Donald Trump, Jarryd Hayne, Bernard Tomic as the ultimate in jerk.
Then there’s the monthly winners so far in 2018……
2018 JERK OF THE MONTH MONTHLY WINNERS
Who will be crowned the Jerk of the Month for February 2018, find out this month’s nominations below….
FEBRUARY 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH NOMINATIONS
Jong Kwan-bom – North Korean Speed Skater
The North Korean Speed Skater showed the ultimate in sportsmanship as he fell in his event at the Winter Olympics, he attempted to trip his Japanese opponent in the ultimate in sports jerkdom.
Although, we may be very tough on Jong Kwan-bom, as being a failing North Korean athlete, he may well be shot when/if arrives home.
Anthony Mundine
“The Man” has been a person who has avoided the Jerk of the Month nominations thus far, and after his effort in the Jungle Celebrity show it is hard to see how.
Spouting the usual garbage he is famous for, the intimate setting of the African jungle gave the Australian public a look at he real Mindine – the Jerk.
Bernard Tomic
January 2018 Jerk of the Month, and Joint Winner 2017 is back for more.
His win the previous month was based solely on his “attempt” to qualify for the Australian Open.
This month he’s nominated for Jerk of the Month for his “attempt” in the Celebrity Jungle show. Showing the backbone he’s so famous for, he quit after two days of whoa is me / wah wah wah.
Don’t feel too bad for him though, as he has more millions to count in his Gold Coast home. Of course the Gold Coast.
Barnaby Joyce
The soon-to-be former Deputy PM troubles are well known, with his story making it around the world. Always good to see someone against Same Sex Marriage for family values, getting a member of their staff knocked up, in an outstanding display of family values. His behaviour during the whole episode has been jerk-like, and as such thoroughly deserves to be included in this month’s nominations. That and he is a jerk. A red faced Tomato-jerk.
With Barnaby Joyce resigning as Deputy PM, this may be the last time we get to nominate him in a while.
Donald Trump
One to pencil in every month.
The Twit-ter loving POS POTUS can always be relied upon for something that deserves a place in the Jerk of the Month. As he is the world’s most powerful Jerk man.
This month it is for suggesting a way around the gun issue of school shootings is more guns, for Teachers. Of course it is. As someone who remembers a certain language teacher from school and his explosive rage at a mythical being known only as “Mr How” and his books, there’s no way teachers need guns.
South Korean “Bully” Speed Skaters
Proving the South Koreans and women can be equals in Winter Olympic Jerk, comes the story of the South Koreans speed skaters who brushed their teammate for underperforming.
Reading this article from the BBC, more than 350,000 people have signed a petition wanting the “bullies” banned. That 350,000 will certainly be a few more than will vote in our monthly Jerk contest.
Anyone involved in Married At First Sight
A lot has been written on various websites about the cheating couple in the Channel Nein reality show.
And whilst those people are awful and deplorable, so is the whole show, and to be honest the channel.
And to have it all under the banner of “Ground Breaking Social Experiment” is the ultimate in Mutton-Lamb. We’ve already moaned about this a while ago.
For now, for all the “contestants”, producers, “white-coats”, accept the Jerk of the Month nomination.
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