After a long off season of insane rumours and more insane spending the Premier League is finally back and so are we with our EPL Matchday 1 predictions.
Thanks to the all new Friday night kick off, our first instalment of tips will have to be quick.
Talking of quick, we have our Half Assed EPL Season 2017-2018 Preview for anyone who wants a quick rundown of the EPL season ahead according to us.
It is from that season preview that we do our first EPL Predicitions for the season.
Each week we will put our tips up against an opponent, just like Lawro’s tips on the BBC Football website. But instead of having famous comedian and musicians we’ve never heard of, we put our tips up against a different type of opponent.
We determine tips based on some ridiculous premise or statistic, and we then see if arse truly beat class.
This week it based on which teams we have placed higher on our hypothetical ladder from our Half Assed EPL Season 2017-2018 Preview.
OUR EPL MATCHDAY 1 PREDICTIONS
DRAW – Arsenal v Leicester City
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
HUDDERSFIELD to beat Crystal Palace
CHELSEA to beat Burnley
EVERTON to beat Stoke
DRAW – Southampton v Swansea
BOURNEMOUTH to beat West Brom
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Brighton
SPURS to beat Newcastle
MANCHESTER UTD to beat West Ham
EPL MATCHDAY 1 PREDICTIONS – BASED ON OUR SEASON PREDICTIONS
ARSENAL to beat Leicester City
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
HUDDERSFIELD to beat Crystal Palace
CHELSEA to beat Burnley
EVERTON to beat Stoke
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Swansea
BOURNEMOUTH to beat West Brom
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Brighton
SPURS to beat Newcastle
MANCHESTER UTD to beat West Ham
