The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 11 Predictions are here by popular-ish demand, so get set for the internet’s worst tipping service.
Each for our weekly EPL Predictions we try and take on a different and sometimes bizarre compeditor.
Last week we lost to tips based on what colour a car was when they drove past. It was only 5-4 but still very ordinary.
We’ve had better luck against humans, so it is back to having a person as an opponent this week.
Sure, the compeditors were only small children, but that’ll learn them for going up against the master of EPL tipping against their will.
So, who is the compeditor for EPL Matchday 11 Predictions? It is friend of The Gurgler, regular reader and liker, and occasional contributor Frankington Stanley aka Lord LMB.
Frankington Stanley aka Mr TMS, is our first adult male compeditor for the 2016-17 tipping season, and he is keen to prove he is more capable than The Gurgler and passing cars. He has a keen eye for most sports, although he specialises in rugby union. He knows his Chelsea from his Arsenal, and loves his Accrington Stanley. A tough compeditor awaits.
That won’t be hard. With an average of less than 1 correct game every two, we are mediocre at best. A lot like Ipswich Town.
Enough of the banter, time for the “winners”.
THE GURGLER’S EPL Matchday 11 Predictions
DRAW – Bournemouth v Sunderland
DRAW – Burnley v Crystal Palace
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Middlesbrough
WEST HAM to beat Stoke
CHELSEA to beat Everton
DRAW – Arsenal v Spurs
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Hull
DRAW – Swansea v Manchester Utd
LEICESTER to beat WBA
10 x Multi = $2310
FRANKINGTON STANLEY’S EPL Matchday 11 Predictions
DRAW – Bournemouth v Sunderland
DRAW – Burnley v Crystal Palace
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Middlesbrough
STOKE to beat West Ham
CHELSEA to beat Everton
ARSENAL to beat Spurs
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Hull
DRAW – Swansea v Manchester Utd
LEICESTER to beat WBA
10 x Multi = $2585
PREVIOUS RESULTS
The Gurgler (Average) – 4.6 / 10 (5 Matchdays – only started Matchday 7)
Best: 6/10 (1) – Worst 4/10 (3) – Last Week 4/10
Opponent’s Average – 3.8 / 10
3 Year Old – 6/10
7 Month Old – 3/10
Pack of Cards – 3/10
The Dog – 2/10
Cars that drove past – 5/10
