February 4, 2025, 10:53 am

Gurgler’s Pointless Polls – Best Potato

Polls can be very useful, interesting, and even important as many a bad poll has seen a change of Prime Minister in Australia the last few years. At The Gurgler we never strive to be useful, interesting and especially important, but we do love a poll.

Our biggest poll is our annual Person of the Year – won in 2015 by Willie Minoga – but one a year is not enough, so we introduce our monthly Pointless Poll. The home of the discussion and voting of the least vital question that requires an answer.

For this time we are doing what we do best, remembering the forgotten, the less interesting things to rate, and there’s nothing less memorable than the old standard Potato. Whilst eating these is quickly becoming the equivalent of Greenhouse Gases with added Ozone layer vanishing thanks to food and health hipsters.

But there’s still a lot to like. Such variety, so versatile, and so many different types with great names, isn’t it about time that the greatest Potato was decided once and for all.

Here’s the rundown of the Top 10 decided by us – why not throw your support behind one or a few. Or choose your own courtesy of the very handy work below by Potatoes South Australia.

 

THE GURGLER’S LIST O POTATOES.
Carisma

Oval and White – best for Boiling, Mashing, Salads

Coliban

Round and White – best for Boiling, chipping, baking

Desiree

Round –  Pink skin and Pale yellow flesh – best for Boiling, Roasting, Mashing, Gnocchi

Eureka

Oval shape and cream skin – best for Mashing, Chipping, Roasting

Kipfler

Cigar shape and yellow skin – best for Baking, Boiling, Salads

Mozart

Oval and red skin with white eyes – best for Mashing, Baking

Pontiac

Round and red skin/white flesh – best for Boiling, Chipping, Baking

Royal Blue

Oval and blue-purple skin – best for All Purpose

Sebago

Long oval shape and White – best for everything

White Star

Oblong shape & cream smooth skin – best for Mash, Boil, Roast, Fry

 

 

 

 

 

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