With the invention of smart phones and their various map functions, very few see the need to purchase a Sat Nav anymore for getting around town, but we have alternative sat nav choices.
Sat Nav companies have started to introduce celebrity voiceovers from very famous people or world famous TV shows.
The Gurgler Shop is joining the trend, but as ever here at The Gurgler we’re only interested in the more obscure new celebrity voiceovers.
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MICHAEL BUFFER
A.K.A That guy with the booming voice who does the introductions to Boxing bouts. Who wouldn’t be inspired to take the third exit of the next roundabout with the infamous voice bellowing at you. Only drawback could be that the instructions is still going when you actually need to be making the turns.
BLACKBOARD
The grumpy stalwart of Mr Squiggle will give you driving instructions without any of the extras. Only downside may be speeding issue with the constant demands of hurrying up.
MURRAY WALKER
There is no name more synonymous with voiceover and motoring than the commentary genius that is Murray Walker. Whilst no longer in active commentary, several generations of motorsport fans would automatically associated his distinctive voice with cars.
The pants on fire delivery will keep you alert and excited for each driving adventure. Downside might be some small errors in instructions due to extreme enthusiasm. Although Murray calls them prophecies that are immediately proven wrong.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT w MICHAEL WINSLOW
For something completely different we take two of Police Academy’s finest in a one off never to be repeated and/or purchased special.
The high pitched scream of Bobcat will provide a different Sat Nav experience for you the driver, and with the added blips and bleeps supplied by voice artist extraordinaire Michael Winslow.
Downside as ever would be how long you can put up with Bobcat’s voice for. You can selected the pure-Winslow sub option.
THE CAST OF THE WIRE / DEADWOOD
For something a little more urban, why not try the The Wire / Deadwood mode. The Wire mode will deliver more F’s, MF’s and bitches than any other product in the market, whilst the Deadwood option will have you being told in no uncertain terms that any wrong move will see you being throat cut and fed to the pigs.
Downsize here is not recommended for children, but they would learn a few things.
BILLY BIRMINGHAM
Aka the 12th man. He could provide voiceover that talk over each other all with the voices you want to hear. From Gibbo to Chapelli to the entire 9 commentary box alive or passed on (except Michael Slater) all your favourite sports commentator imitations are here to instruct you on how to get around.
Only downside is that if they are true to life the comments will be more about what they had for lunch, how great they used to be, and they won’t care about where you need to go, just where they’ve been and you’ll be lost where ever.
