February 4, 2025, 7:03 am

The Gurgler’s Guide to the US Masters

Like the Sydney to Hobart, the Monaco Grand Prix and Wimbledon Tennis, there are a lot of once a year premium sporting events that Joe Average gets excited about once a year. Welcome to Golf’s equivalent – the US Masters.

All these events don’t capture the public’s imagination without reason however, as there’s just something different, mystical and/or some deep tradition about it to make you tune in for your once a year.

Thankfully one of the traditions of the Masters – being no Australian has ever won it – has disappeared, one can now sit back and enjoy the first major of the year without the nagging thought in the back of your head how the Australians will find a way to not this year. Sort of like the relief when Mark Webber finally won a race.

Not that an Aussie will this year’s event, despite the strong claims of Jason Day and Adam Scott, as ever The Gurgler tips and recommends only one man, the only person in golf for The Gurgler. Some know him as The Mechanic. We know him as the cigar smoking, ponytail wearing, driving range gyrating, hero of the 18 holes – Miguel Angel Jiminez.

If you’ve missed some of his best work, recap with the link below.

The jovial Spaniard is starting to get on, but the quality remains as he proved for both cases with his recent form on the Senior Tour. Somehow he manages to get invited back, and we couldn’t be happier. All we can hope is that he is up the top of the leaderboard or playing with Phil Mickleson or Tiger Woods otherwise we’ll never see him.

It’s not all about The Mechanic, but it should be. To cover our love for M-A-J we provide a bunch of alternative bets for you to view or avoid this weekend.

BEST BETS
MIGUEL ANGEL JIMINEZ
To Win – $161
To Lead 1st Round – $101
Top 6 – $21
Top 10 – $10
Top 25 – $3.75

OTHERS TO LEAD FIRST ROUND
Justin Rose – $29
Keegan Bradley $61
Ernie Els – $141
Fred Couples – $81

TO WIN
Phil Mickleson – $26
Martin Kaymer – $81

TOP 6
Martin Kaymer – $12

TOP 10
Ian Poulter – $6.50
Bernard Langer – $5

BEST ROUND ALL WEEKEND
Phil Mickleson – $26

 

HOW ABOUT A COURSE MAP AND STATS?

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FRONT NINE BACK NINE
Hole Name Yards Par Hole Name Yards Par
1 Tea Olive 445 4 10 Camellia 495 4
2 Pink Dogwood 575 5 11 White Dogwood 505 4
3 Flowering Peach 350 4 12 Golden Bell 155 3
4 Flowering Crab Apple 240 3 13 Azalea 510 5
5 Magnolia 455 4 14 Chinese Fir 440 4
6 Juniper 180 3 15 Firethorn 530 5
7 Pampas 450 4 16 Redbud 170 3
8 Yellow Jasmine 570 5 17 Nandina 440 4
9 Carolina Cherry 460 4 18 Holly 465 4
Out 3725 36 In 3710 36

 

Kaaps Lochehttps://www.thegurgler.com
Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.

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